07.02.2009 Don’t screw with Ryan O’Neal

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The guy in the picture is Griffin O’Neal, and the wake he and his wife and daughter drove 300 miles to attend is in the other direction. Griffin is going this way because his dad Ryan O’Neal banned him from attending Farrah Fawcetts funeral.

This may seem surprising until you remember that the two highlights of their relationship are when Griffin killed Francis Ford Coppolas son in a boating accident in 1986, and when Ryan shot Griffin and hit his pregnant wife in the face with a fireplace poker in 2007.

So basically they’re mortal enemies, and Griffin probably only showed up to be a smartass, but at least he was direct about it. This weekend my mortal enemy said, hey let me buy you a drink. And I thought that was nice of him. But then the drink comes and it’s this bright green liquid, hissing and bubbling with fog coming off the top. After a few sips, guess what, it was a trick! The whole thing was a trick!

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  1. Sandbox1108 07/02/2009 16:46

    FIRST LATAAAAAAAAA

  2. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 16:50

    well, at least they share the same easygoing temperament…

  3. bschaa00 07/02/2009 16:50

    i dont get this story at all.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 16:52

    “i dont get this story at all.”

    Another product of our stellar educational system…where reading went from fun-damental to dys-fun-ctional…

  5. pepper 07/02/2009 16:52

    what is there to get?

  6. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:56

    ‘the fuck is this?

  7. pepper 07/02/2009 16:59

    Rick(P) I think her or his SAT score is at the end of the name….bschaa00

  8. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:59

    How do I link a picture that I have to a website? I made a pic in MS Paint and I wanna throw it on a Flyers forum but I need a URL.

  9. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/02/2009 16:59

    DB - Why did you use MS Paint to add like…a scorpion to your face?

  10. pepper 07/02/2009 17:02

    DB, when I first looked at your avi, it looked like you were standing at the beach. I thought it was a great shot, I just opened it…now not so much..close the damn thing…

  11. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 17:05

    It’s a scar! Battle scar! eh, fuck it

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 17:06

    new thread…and it’s time to belly up to the “Bar”…

  13. CB007 07/02/2009 17:06

    Pepper, how are you today? Your spelling is much better than usual, or the Xanax I took is imparing my judgement… either way.

  14. The Dark Avenger 07/02/2009 18:27

    Dam did they have a kid who wasn’t fucked up??

  15. I'm that guy 07/02/2009 21:38

    I could have read Kate Gosselin’s new book, not this crap.

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