Okay I’m not doing this anymore after this but someone sent me and K-Dub another dating question. We told each other we’d answer it. I don’t know why anyone thought this would be a good idea. I rarely have any idea WTF I’m talking about in case you hadn’t noticed. They want to know how long to wait until you introduce your boyfriend/girlfriend to your friends and parents. I would say that friends are no big deal. That can happen from the first or second date as far as I’m concerned, because I’m a popular entertainer beloved by all. Family, on the other hand, can be a problem. Because if I’ve dated the girl for more than a few months, I’ve almost definitely spun some intricate web of lies that I now must either admit to (no) or dance around all night (yes).
To do that you’re gonna have to be prepared for drastic action. If the wrong topic comes up, you’re gonna have to change the subject fast. A good idea is to either start a fire or fake your own death. Go with fire because with death you have to flail around and stuff. For fire, all you have to do is order a double vodka straight up and keep it near the candle. Just be careful when you “accidentally” spill the vodka and then tip the flame into it, because you’re supposed to start a fire OR flail around, not one then the other.
Shit Nobody Cares About = Kendra.
You are telling me that on planet Earth right now there are no A, B, or even C list tits being bounced about?
No, we get old Kendra shots.
Kendra is a second class whore that Hef shed.
That’s right a 2000 year-old vampire shed her.
Now she is getting married and popping out kids.
She is over, done, and while she had a hot body her face always had no glimmer of worth.
Stop the Kendra shit. Tits, it is why you were good. I realize you sold out and the site of the fate is bound to your pieces of silver but come on…make a fucking attempt.
Oh right…she is married already…this week.
Also, fate of the site.
streak buster!
I am just glad I got to put all of my corrections in RR.
JCVD…yeah who knows on the Beck Cake thing…its been a long day already.
thats a a whole lot of reading
and I don’t like to read on Fridays
the one day I might have time to be on here and there is more crap than usual
fuck
Want some spaghetti snatch?
“the one day I might have time to be on here and there is more crap than usual”
Nowadays, snatch, you could be saying that every weekday…
“fuck”
and you’re still a tease…
you got some to give me, RR?
I suspect you are right, pRick
Honestly, once I find a better place to banter with faceless drones I doubt I’ll ever be back here. Or if you know like…I actually start…doing more work and using my time efficiently to generate myself more money…but that is not going to happen today so…DIE NPD AND MOBY
YAWN
thank you for including Moby in that
oh my, that banner picture is giving me the willies.
“I suspect you are right, pRick”
I know you, snatch…remember, I have seen your eye avi ;)
No problem
^I know you are^
Quite frankly, if there was a post that included a picture of Bruno with a bouquet of flowers protruding from his ass and Anderson Cooper reading the bouquet a love poem, THIS thread would still be the gayest post of the day from NPD.
Dunno about you queers and jealous bitches, but I could never get enough of this gorgeous, pink assed, big tittied fuck target.
Who is this little miss fake tits?