07.30.2009 They’re all whores

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Someone told me last month that Reggie Bush was sleeping with a receptionist at East Jefferson Hospital in New Orleans, but when Us magazine broke the story last week about his break-up with Kim Kardashian, they said…

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.”

Seems a little defensive. So maybe that hospital receptionist thing was true. Or maybe this Kim and Kanye West thing is true…

“Reggie saw text messages on Kim’s phone from Kanye West and flipped out … they referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot Kim was, and more racy things that got Reggie’s imagination running.”

A-Ha! So it was her! It was her and not him! Oh wait no it was also him.

…a sexy Latino model in Miami is claiming she had an affair with Reggie and has been threatening to take her story public to the highest bidding magazine.
The model claimed a months-long affair that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami.
Kim was aware of the model’s charges and furious about it.

Wow. Reggie Bush sure is a busy guy. I hope he has time to practice playing football.  Just on talent alone he was able to rush for more yards last year (number 9 on this list) than the guy who was hurt (number 10), and the 38-year-old quarterback (11) and the rookie quarterback who ran for -28 yards during his final two years in college (12) and the wide-receiver (13) and the people who I don’t think actually exist (14, 17, 23-31), but how long can he keep this incredible pace going?

(146) Comments

  1. SsnakeOil 07/30/2009 19:20

    It was only a matter of time. I mean before the next Kardashian post.

  2. Chimp Pembry 07/30/2009 19:21

    LatinO? Was he also fucking a tranny?

  3. SsnakeOil 07/30/2009 19:24

    Some folks don’t know the difference, Chimp. Good spot.

  4. BALLSY 07/30/2009 19:30

    he’s black - they screw like monkeys!

  5. TheEvilTwin 07/30/2009 19:34

    Remember when Reggie Bush was in those Subway commercials before Michael Phelps took them over. Oh, and remember when Kim Kardashian fucked that black dude on camera before fucking the next black dude she’d be fucking. Boy, the similarities!

  6. SCUM 07/30/2009 19:37

    A Nig and Hag, big deal.

  7. Slaappy 07/30/2009 20:05

    Hoping I can get a Metrosexual Men’s extra large wife beater ad shirt?

  8. pepper 07/30/2009 21:01

    raisin in the sun…… why do nigglets go to the beach?

  9. pepper 07/30/2009 21:09

    A nigg*r, an Irish man and an Oreo go to the White House and order a beer……
    There is a joke in there somewhere!
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    Zombie, do you have the punch line?

  10. niv 07/30/2009 22:06

    he was out 6 games last season w. a torn acl

  11. DB's Treasure 07/30/2009 22:10

    night crew, punching in

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/30/2009 23:45

    again i ask, who is paying NPD for all these Kim K. posts? good evening everybody.

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/30/2009 23:52

    not for nothin, but he wouldn’t want anything to do with her if she had a normal sized ass without it’s own orbit. anyone actually here this late?

  14. Tripod 07/31/2009 00:21

    They don’t count all of the yards he got running out of bounds.

  15. Tom Foolery 07/31/2009 00:30

    Just checking in, getting the liver primed and ready for the weekend.

  16. Silverback 07/31/2009 02:07

    Kim doesn’t look much like a black fellow’s girl anymore. She’s shaped up.

  17. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/31/2009 03:50

    I’m just waiting for the porn movie to come out soon.I think she likes anal.

  18. Dr. Rosenrosen 07/31/2009 06:32

    If she does anal after getting reamed by those horse dicks, her shits must look like a pile of elephant dung.

  19. Conrad! 07/31/2009 06:43

    Who gives a fling fuck what these 2 do.

  20. They Call Me Lo 07/31/2009 07:15

    Kim K only became famous after her sex tape. This is pretty much the way all these quasi good looking chicks or chicks with big tits/asses get famous anymore. She fucks some random black guy (in her case, so completely random that the guy doesn’t even have a name) and MTV is all over her. MTV used to be all over rap, too, didn’t they? There is a pattern there somewhere

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