You and Gwyneth Paltrow probably agree that Gwyneth Paltrow is an amazing woman, but now “corporate America” is on the bandwagon too, and they’re tripping all over themselves to get featured on GOOP, the website that all America is buzzing about. Gwyneth laid down some facts in this interview with People.
GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow’s weekly newsletter is a “big success,” according to Paltrow. “It’s crazy … crazy!” Paltrow said. “I just love it. Corporate America is knocking at my door‘ … Will you hawk my product’?” The answer is clearly no for the star’s very personal project, which even derives its name from her initials G.P.
“It is really just a place to disseminate good information. People are so grateful that it’s free. It’s just nice to share what you have. And I have all this great information. It’s just a gift. People want me to do all this other stuff. But right now, I just really love doing the site.”
Let’s just put our cards on the table: none of those things are happening, no one is glad it’s free, no one wants to be on her condescending website, and everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s why she wasn’t on the cover of EW and it’s why she wasn’t part of the “Iron Man” panel at Comic Con (video here).
More importantly, no one wants her stupid advice, because her idea of advice is telling you that Paris is lovely and a $2000 cashmere coat is comfortable. That’s not advice, that’s thinly veiled bragging. It would be like a website about my penis being enormous, and here are some shorts with generous inseams, and here are some good relaxation techniques you can try if for some reason your girlfriend can’t fit an 18-inch cock into her mouth.
I’d hit it!
She is too easy to get to. That picture is taken at 22nd street between 9th and 10th ave. She has a nice town house.
Not a stalker or anything like that….
99 bottles of beer on the wall…
98 bottles of beer on the wall…
A gift is being able to stick your whole fist in your mouth or take a shit in the shape of a balloon animal, not disseminating self-help claptrap that no one gives a shit about.
97 bottles of beer on the wall…
Damn!
I lost count, thanks BSDC!
Damn!
I lost count, thanks BSDC!
That woman is horrible in every sense of the word. She’s not even a little attractive, ughhh….And if you wanna discuss creating that website dedicated to your enormous penis I’ll let you know where to find me baby….I have some incredible throat relaxation techniques!!!
you were on 74 - good year btw
OceanShittyGirl, you suck. I bet 10 to 1 your pussy stinks like mayo and 4 day old crab left in the sun. Shut the fuck up. Gwenyth would trump you in a hotness contest.
where did Gwyneth’s chin go?
Christ, all these plain ass hoes sayin they hotter than Gwenyth. OCGirl prolly sucks dick for a cig. Shut your mouth you dirty cunt. I’d fuck your mouth, jizz down your throat and then watch the History channel while you dressed afterwards.
DB is in rare (budheavy) form today???
DB!
I’ll bet $1,000 that OceanCityGirl would lick a man’s ass for a buss ticket. “That woman is horrible in every sense of the word. She’s not even a little attractive,”. When you climb in bed with your sorry husband I bed he thinks the same…”Christ, if she only died in a fire”. Your twat resembles my wallet with $400 single bills in it. Grab your self-righteous dress off the floor and dust your pussy off, bitch. You aint worth the time I spend brushing my teeth.
HEADLY! I MISSED YOU, MAN!
:::hands DB a six of Bud:::
Here ya go, buddy. It’s Friday. Gonna all be better now.
and here I was going to say that OceanCityGirl would be wasting her skills on me as I would not be able to get my erect “little soldier” past her incisors…sigh…
DB is my hero