“Transformers” is a movie based on toys about giant shape shifting robots from outer space. They can turn into cars and planes and stuff. Some are good, some bad. The good robot leader is a descendant of other good robot leaders, which apparently means robots have sex and give birth to descendants.
Megan Fox suggested that this type of movie is driven by special effects:
“I mean, I can’t s— on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s a–. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”
This is going to be hard to believe, but the director is offended by that. Us.com says…
“She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do.
Bay says he “100 percent disagrees” with Fox.
“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck … Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys,” he points out.
“Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers,” he says.
Bay gives 6 examples of his star making wizardry and all 6 are wrong. 2 of his unknowns had already won Academy Awards, 3 were the lead in their own TV shows, and Megan Fox was in “Bad Boys 2″, so apparently Bay is so good he can discover people twice. But even if he did, uh, it’s Megan God Damn Fox. It would be like LeBrons high school coach bragging because he noticed him during tryouts. Oh, so you noticed the 6’9” 12-year-old who just scored 50 points in a 4-minute scrimmage? What, is that unusual or something? I’m not an expert like you and Michael Bay.
(the pictures below don’t exist by the way, because they were taken before 2007, when no one in the world knew about Megan Fox.)
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN’ THEY JIGZ!!!
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Fucking fuck… Reposting, for Obs:
“seem so warm and fuzzy”…”everyone opens up to you” cuts out a lot of people on here.
Do the math, and see who’s left. Should be a pretty short list. Now, cross (P) off of it.
I’ve got my answer.
So many words…
Fist™
From previous thread:
Pepper, I wasn’t on the list, but Obs and I have fucked so I figure that if he was Zombie’s insider, the pics would be all over the web… ;)
If I was on the damn list, people would know I wasn’t a guy and could get on with making fun of me for other things… damn why wasn’t I on the list.
Pepper, I do love how your Avi almost always goes with what you say in your posts… :)
Big Smelly Dirt Cock hasn’t show up yet.
Nick Cage
Ben Affleck
Will Smith (did he have a TV show?)
Who the fuck ARE these turds?
So is eibmoZ = Zombie? or a fake Zombie?
Here is a video of pepper away from the keyboard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe5A
Fist™
DB, i hope you get your chance with this girl…maybe you can fuck some sense in to her. cuz she’s as dumb as a stone.
Massive, I have been trying to channel BSDC for days now.
Fist™
Heyyyy eibmoZ, long time brother. How’s the disturbing foot fetish going these day… seek any help yet?
Eibmoz….
Thanks for the “repost”…
Also…I have a “repost” from several older threads…
I fucking LOVE looking at tits…
That is all….
CB, you gonna show us your bare ass for me getting rid of your fake, or what!?!?
He’s a fake, Massive.
He’s also very handsome, ladies.
Man, nothing is more refreshing than coming back and finding half the regulars sniffing my ass all across the board.
Z, he just texted me that he’d suck the polish off of Megan’s toes. I would, too.
DB, I would love to show you my ass but unfortunately I fear it may be as useless as the rest of me… I do however, appreciate you getting rid of my fake, although I am sure she’ll be back. :)
CB, I must insist…
…show me your butt