“Transformers” is a movie based on toys about giant shape shifting robots from outer space. They can turn into cars and planes and stuff. Some are good, some bad. The good robot leader is a descendant of other good robot leaders, which apparently means robots have sex and give birth to descendants.
Megan Fox suggested that this type of movie is driven by special effects:
“I mean, I can’t s— on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s a–. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”
This is going to be hard to believe, but the director is offended by that. Us.com says…
“She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do.
Bay says he “100 percent disagrees” with Fox.
“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck … Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys,” he points out.
“Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers,” he says.
Bay gives 6 examples of his star making wizardry and all 6 are wrong. 2 of his unknowns had already won Academy Awards, 3 were the lead in their own TV shows, and Megan Fox was in “Bad Boys 2″, so apparently Bay is so good he can discover people twice. But even if he did, uh, it’s Megan God Damn Fox. It would be like LeBrons high school coach bragging because he noticed him during tryouts. Oh, so you noticed the 6’9” 12-year-old who just scored 50 points in a 4-minute scrimmage? What, is that unusual or something? I’m not an expert like you and Michael Bay.
(the pictures below don’t exist by the way, because they were taken before 2007, when no one in the world knew about Megan Fox.)
So DB got rid of fake CB, who actually has a vagina (albeit gross and wrinkly)?
Email DB? I would like to have a word with you in private. I am HR, when you get called into my office you should be afraid.
When is this director going to discover NAKED Megan Fox movies….
…otherwise…who the fuck could care about this plain-Jane tease…
DB’s email is observerwwtdd@live.com
Christ, you better be female. If you email me a shriveled trannie dork I am gonna be very upset/nauseated…
dbstreasure@aol.com
HR = Horny Rectum
“DB’s email is observerwwtdd@live.com”
WHAHAHAHAHA
CB, feel free to send me a few pics of your ass….
….pepperfunt@yahoo.com
Sock, what’s with the Air Supply album cover?
I’m all out of love, Massive.
CB 007….
…anything you show to DB’s Treasure….
..I want to see 20 other angles….
…remember…I CAN be TRUSTED…..
..in an internet sort of way…
FFOE and Observer, you two prunes got something to say? Or should I leave the room again so you can gather your corny remarks for another display of ultimate pansiness?
Anyone ever notice in Roadhouse when Swayze met the doctor in the hospital to get the cut on his side stapled shut, she notices the stitching he personally did on himself? The cut looked completely healed and the scar looked years old, yet the threading was still in there! Ticks me off.
Sock , your right hand found another cock to stroke?
“I’m all out of love, Massive.”
Are you lost without me, too?
Pepper, don’t make me come up there and piss on your dead dogs’ graves…
Socktress and Massive….
…are you guys related….?
..or just geniuses…
Thanks for the shout outs…..
….and…..any lurkers who want to send pussy and tit shots….and even the occasional ass-shot….
Please…take advantage….you don’t have to be female….but the picture does….
up where?
what dead dogs?
Zombie….
…you missed a spot….
you don’t have to be female….but the picture does
you make me giggle Obs