“Transformers” is a movie based on toys about giant shape shifting robots from outer space. They can turn into cars and planes and stuff. Some are good, some bad. The good robot leader is a descendant of other good robot leaders, which apparently means robots have sex and give birth to descendants.
Megan Fox suggested that this type of movie is driven by special effects:
“I mean, I can’t s— on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s a–. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”
This is going to be hard to believe, but the director is offended by that. Us.com says…
“She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do.
Bay says he “100 percent disagrees” with Fox.
“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck … Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys,” he points out.
“Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers,” he says.
Bay gives 6 examples of his star making wizardry and all 6 are wrong. 2 of his unknowns had already won Academy Awards, 3 were the lead in their own TV shows, and Megan Fox was in “Bad Boys 2″, so apparently Bay is so good he can discover people twice. But even if he did, uh, it’s Megan God Damn Fox. It would be like LeBrons high school coach bragging because he noticed him during tryouts. Oh, so you noticed the 6’9” 12-year-old who just scored 50 points in a 4-minute scrimmage? What, is that unusual or something? I’m not an expert like you and Michael Bay.
(the pictures below don’t exist by the way, because they were taken before 2007, when no one in the world knew about Megan Fox.)
“Socktress and Massive….
…are you guys related….?
..or just geniuses…”
The latter is correct.
my brother got stitches above his eye when he was 2 and you could still see the thread marks until his early 20’s.
first and only time i’ve ever had stitches was when i had my gall bladder removed a few years ago. everything else was just put back together with super glue and butterfly bandages.
That’s what I thought… pussy.
That closet in NYC.
The dogs that Zombie is poisoning as I type.
Socktress…
…those were dead Choi….
…don’t you bookmark
everythinganything?Socks, why did you discontinue being eibmoZ? It was almost amusing as watching Observer and FFOE’s punk asses exchange theories about a bunch of senseless made-up shit.
Gall bladder removed? How much damage can seaweed and tofu do?
Z, can you make another of your avi but with Billy Mays wearing a Confederate flag bandanna and give that avi to eibmoZ?
No no, DD, Swayze still had the stitches in but the scar looked mad old, and the wound was created just 20 minutes prior!
“DB, it’s a goddamn movie.”
SCREW YOU!
Zombie though he saw a pussy….
…don’t forget to copy those pics to me as well kids….
CB, are you gonna email me or am I gonna have to sit here all damn day with an AOL Email window open!?!?
Zombie….
Observer only deals in facts….not theories….
….but I’m sure your reading level will improve as you finish up your summer reading list
Doc just told me to go screw myself….LOL
Michael Bay is a cocksucker.
Will Smith was hugely famous before Bad Boys and Martin Lawrence was doing pretty well if I recall.
As for Nicholas Cage, of whom I am not the biggest fan, how dare this hack director take credit for Cage’s career…because of The Rock?
What an arrogant little fuck this guy is…
Hey here are some of “Nick” Cage’s previously unheard of movies:
Raise Arizona.
Red Rock West.
Wild at Heart.
Leaving Las Vegas.
Nicholas Cage had a fucking oscar before he was in The Rock. He was a HUGE DRAW before The Rock.
OMFG If I was next to Michael Bay I’d remove his testicles through his abdomen with a shotgun.
oooh, sorry…i misunderstood you. never thought about it, but i guess that’s just one of them movie flubs.
finks, shut it. had nothing to do with dietary intake.
eibmoZ does his own shoddy shopping, Massive.
He doesn’t sub that shit out.
No way Massive, it would be a dishonor to cover up the Billy Mays gellacious hair-do. I’m going to retire this avatar after today anyways… honestly considering retiring the Zombie username as well because I’m tired of reading it in all these faggots’ comments everyday.
Bay is delusional, but he’s also a hollywood guy so the only surprise is that people are surprised that he’s an idiot.
He makes good movies, so I like his work.
Claiming to ‘find’ stars that already exist illustrates how dumb hollyweirdo’s are.
Fox was right. The Transformers movies don’t require much acting talent. To believe otherwise is asinine. It’s like saying The Matrix movies were acting skill intensive. “I won’t let you die. I love you too damn much.”
If Transformers required a high skill level, how could it have done so well with out Pacino as Optimus Prime and Deniro as Starscream? Maybe Bay wanted to cast Fox’s part with Dame Judy Dench and she had a scheduling conflict?
“Doc just told me to go screw myself….LOL”
Come again?
Strange that this post wouldn’t once mention Megan’s ample bosoms…