“Transformers” is a movie based on toys about giant shape shifting robots from outer space. They can turn into cars and planes and stuff. Some are good, some bad. The good robot leader is a descendant of other good robot leaders, which apparently means robots have sex and give birth to descendants.
Megan Fox suggested that this type of movie is driven by special effects:
“I mean, I can’t s— on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s a–. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”
This is going to be hard to believe, but the director is offended by that. Us.com says…
“She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do.
Bay says he “100 percent disagrees” with Fox.
“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck … Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys,” he points out.
“Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers,” he says.
Bay gives 6 examples of his star making wizardry and all 6 are wrong. 2 of his unknowns had already won Academy Awards, 3 were the lead in their own TV shows, and Megan Fox was in “Bad Boys 2″, so apparently Bay is so good he can discover people twice. But even if he did, uh, it’s Megan God Damn Fox. It would be like LeBrons high school coach bragging because he noticed him during tryouts. Oh, so you noticed the 6’9” 12-year-old who just scored 50 points in a 4-minute scrimmage? What, is that unusual or something? I’m not an expert like you and Michael Bay.
(the pictures below don’t exist by the way, because they were taken before 2007, when no one in the world knew about Megan Fox.)
DB’s Treasure…
…if you give me a few minutes….I’ll set up a fake CB007 account…and send you some ass-shots….
Should they big beefy or what…
if you retire the zombie name, do you promise to go out in style and flame your favorite douchenozzles in grand fashion?
May Zombie RIP
“I’m going to retire this avatar after today anyways… honestly considering retiring the Zombie username as well because I’m tired of reading it in all these faggots’ comments everyday.”
Well, I’ll raise a glass to your retirement. You had a great run.
Pepper…
…did you call her?
..or was it Cyber?
Observer, I’m the one that requested ass shots. ooooyh!
Ichat. I told her to turn off the mike ton the guy who performing live..He SUCKED!!!
Pepper, you best be a copyin’ and pastin’ motherfucker with that shit, motherfucker….
Pepper, try requesting any song with the word “Tengo” in it.
Absolutely DD, the Zombie username termination will certainly be a judgment day for all douchenozzles. I was hoping to go through a full year then retiring it on my anniversary, but for fuck’s sake I can’t step away 5 minutes without little bitches like FFOE and Observer going Zombie this and Zombie that… Zombie is the fake… Zombie has a mustache… I found Zombie on Myspace.. etc.
It’s gotten stupid.
The show is finished.
Zombie….
how can you retire your user name…..?
…haven’t you gone through the entire alphabet with your other sock-puppets?
Such a “joker”….
I heard Michael Bay is responsible for Zombie’s career too.
Pepper…
…are you thinking DB’s Treasure would refuse ass-shots?
::deletes “Zombie/Boxster” comment::
“Tengo in Paris”, Massive?
“I found Zombie on Myspace”
Just for the record, I never found Zombie on Myspace.
But I did find a (p)Rick lookalike with his bitch on his lap.
As I am hurtin with a hangover right now, a couple of ass shots from CB would go a long way to surviving this day.
C’mon CB take one for the team…from the team…
Wow….
…Zombie….crying….
I feel bad…
I hope his friendly sock-puppets stay with us…
fantastic! well, send me an invite to the show…and feel free to throw a few zingers my way. i don’t mind a lil constructive criticism.
““Tengo in Paris”, Massive?”
Too late Sock, Pepper said the show just ended.
Which means we’ll make a request when fake CB shows up here again.