“Transformers” is a movie based on toys about giant shape shifting robots from outer space. They can turn into cars and planes and stuff. Some are good, some bad. The good robot leader is a descendant of other good robot leaders, which apparently means robots have sex and give birth to descendants.
Megan Fox suggested that this type of movie is driven by special effects:
“I mean, I can’t s— on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s a–. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”
This is going to be hard to believe, but the director is offended by that. Us.com says…
“She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do.
Bay says he “100 percent disagrees” with Fox.
“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck … Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys,” he points out.
“Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers,” he says.
Bay gives 6 examples of his star making wizardry and all 6 are wrong. 2 of his unknowns had already won Academy Awards, 3 were the lead in their own TV shows, and Megan Fox was in “Bad Boys 2″, so apparently Bay is so good he can discover people twice. But even if he did, uh, it’s Megan God Damn Fox. It would be like LeBrons high school coach bragging because he noticed him during tryouts. Oh, so you noticed the 6’9” 12-year-old who just scored 50 points in a 4-minute scrimmage? What, is that unusual or something? I’m not an expert like you and Michael Bay.
(the pictures below don’t exist by the way, because they were taken before 2007, when no one in the world knew about Megan Fox.)
i don’t think megan fox needs to do any growing up…she’s just fuckin dumb.
Rick(P) has a look-alike?
That’s gotta hurt….
Zombie this and Zombie that… Zombie is the fake… Zombie has a mustache… I found Zombie on Myspace.
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and no one cares!
“i don’t think megan fox needs to do any growing up…she’s just fuckin dumb.”
I don’t think we guys admire her for her intellect.
Zombie….
…don’t delete your Twitter account….
I live for those updates…
[...] Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck!!! This is lame, and hopefully Celebuzz doesn’t know what the fuck they are talking about. I am going to write a post that she fucked the Legend. There are so many fucking rumors at this point I might as well. There is no rhyme or reason to who she fucks. Seriously she must have terrible vision or is constantly high on E. People will fuck anything when they are on E, so that would make sense. On another note Michael Bay tries to talk shit about Megan Fox and WWTDD.com puts the prick in check, link here. [...]
“Rick(P) has a look-alike?
That’s gotta hurt….”
Yes, but not as depressed. Hence much gayer.
I’m not going to get all worked up about this as that jeffislouie dude, but I find it astonishing that someone as stupid as Michael Bay can, time and time again, convince studio execs to give him millions of dollars to make the worst movies ever made.
When is hubris going to smite this fool?
Pepper…
Zombie doesn’t have a “MySpace”…..he has a “Get Off MYCase”…
Who the fuck is the post above mine but below Obs’s?
Fake ohmwrecker… What’s up?
I’m not crying Observer. Just pointing out what a little pussy you are to be such an old ass “man”. You and FFOE are more feminine than SinDs, Snatch, Bella, Lora, SuperB and DD combined.
I’m not 100% set on retiring the username just yet, just considering. But when I do finally decide to, I know one thing… I’ll be one tough act to follow and each one of you fuckers will remember the Z.
What number is the real Ohm?
“Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don’t think it’s fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don’t blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.”
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…what movie?
Massive - I think it is a really poor attempt at an ad…
Michael Bay directed it.
It’s me . . . I am ohm . . . ah fuck it.
You guys are fucking weird today.
Hey Z, no hard feelings between us, right?
I swear I wasn’t trying to find YOU on Myspace that one time, it was purely for jokes and finding (p)Rick lookalike was the icing on the cake.
To be honest, I couldn’t care who the fuck you are in real life, and I’m sure that’s the way you’d prefer.
I’m not crying Observer. Just pointing out what a little pussy you are to be such an old ass “man”. You and FFOE are more feminine than SinDs, Snatch, Bella, Lora, SuperB and DD combined.
you left out Topher and Lana8
Ghostbusters DB
“You and FFOE are more feminine than SinDs, Snatch, Bella, Lora, SuperB and DD combined.”
I think everyone is more feminine than SuperB.