“Transformers” is a movie based on toys about giant shape shifting robots from outer space. They can turn into cars and planes and stuff. Some are good, some bad. The good robot leader is a descendant of other good robot leaders, which apparently means robots have sex and give birth to descendants.
Megan Fox suggested that this type of movie is driven by special effects:
“I mean, I can’t s— on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s a–. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”
This is going to be hard to believe, but the director is offended by that. Us.com says…
“She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do.
Bay says he “100 percent disagrees” with Fox.
“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck … Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys,” he points out.
“Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers,” he says.
Bay gives 6 examples of his star making wizardry and all 6 are wrong. 2 of his unknowns had already won Academy Awards, 3 were the lead in their own TV shows, and Megan Fox was in “Bad Boys 2″, so apparently Bay is so good he can discover people twice. But even if he did, uh, it’s Megan God Damn Fox. It would be like LeBrons high school coach bragging because he noticed him during tryouts. Oh, so you noticed the 6’9” 12-year-old who just scored 50 points in a 4-minute scrimmage? What, is that unusual or something? I’m not an expert like you and Michael Bay.
(the pictures below don’t exist by the way, because they were taken before 2007, when no one in the world knew about Megan Fox.)


















Of Alison of course…
SinDs, if you believe that then go see Diane about some swampland she has for sale. Gullibility is a horrible waste of braincells.
Dear Megan,
Please follow these steps to a successful career
in the industry.
1) Shhhhh
2) Look hot
3) Collect large paychecks
Thank you
come back later, i’m eating berries and wiping my ass with tree bark while my tofu is on the grill.
Zombie’s friends: http://www.myspace.com/broadslab
Fist™
“come back later, i’m eating berries and wiping my ass with tree bark while my tofu is on the grill.”
THIS is why I love DD.
Can’t. Random piss tests
Did last night
Never!
Site doesn’t like my BB changing avatar
And here is a pic of Zombie we have all been waiting for.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=66580461&albumID=681481&imageID=41022032
Seriously tho Diane, when you’re not giving everyone a family history, geography or meteorology lesson you’re going on about what you’re eating, what you’re fixing or that you’ve just been working out. I know you come here to get your ego boosted ’cause I doubt you get any attention in real life, but you really should shut your big fat fucking piehole sometimes.
David Silver “dicovered” her from the back.
well, thanks pookie. i’ll just talk about hockey or music or what kind of shoes i like to lick then from now on.
why don’t you run along and go fuck yourself with your grandma’s dick now.
hey hey HEY! DD, you leave hockey out of this!
New thread, anal pirates
Hi doc, how was the radio show you dried up withered cunt?
I thought Megan Fox said this movie isn’t about acting not which actors did Bay help get their big break?? Besides the actors Bay mentioned are awful in that regard as well, Cage? Affleck?
Does DirtyDiane even eat pie?
The pastry kind I mean?
Zombie….
…in case you come back….
…Is this the part where I post…”hey man…I think you’re funny….I like your stuff”……
…because don’t hold your breath….
You are a crybaby….you write shit concerning me…..on posts three weeks ago or so…..and I am too busy to respond…..
…when you started shit today….I had time to respond….
…and you went all “sock-puppetry”
…and I don’t really like to “repost from prior thread”….
so send me a PM e-mail so I can copy you on everything that gets commented upon that might slightly concern you….
…surely you remember our PMs exchanged so looong ago when you had your other ID sock puppets….
M. Fox is a greasy dyke.
I’m with Michael… perhaps he’s exaggerating “a bit” but damn she should shut her traps, look good and give the movie some promotion… and I don’t believe that she’s a good actress too…
yes, meghan fox is beautiful but that’s about it. every time she opens her mouth she sounds like a snotty ungrateful bitch.
Megan Fox acts ? when did that happen?