07.16.2009 Harry Potter just got paid

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“Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince” opened yesterday and banked $58.4 million on it’s first day, narrowly missing the all time one day record of 62M set by “Transformers” a few weeks ago. “Potter” did however break the all time midnight release record, bringing in 22.8M in the first showing on over 3000 screens. That also broke the record for Most Number Of Thrilled Burglars Waiting Outside The Big Family Neighborhoods.

(hq jump to the pictures of Hermione and that dress that refused to stay on last week = here. source = splash news online)


(164) Comments

  1. SuperB 07/16/2009 14:16

    Slappy…thanks, but its not the company wont print them, its the other teams who are saying no, because they wouldnt be able to wear them in public because they are “offensive”

    what the fuck ever.

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 14:16

    mac Daddy, I appreciate you changing your avi. thanks. Seriously.

  3. SCUM 07/16/2009 14:17

    I played in a coed softball league in S.F. and our team was called The Breaders. We would play these homo teams and get jeered all the time.

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 14:17

    transformers made 50 million its opening weekend? Jesus that’s sad.

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 14:18

    sorry, 62 mill opening day? christ.

  6. Zombie 07/16/2009 14:20

    Homos don’t like sandwiches, or?

  7. DB's Treasure 07/16/2009 14:20

    Her head is shaped like an alien’s head.

  8. SCUM 07/16/2009 14:21

    BREEDERS, thanks Zombie.

  9. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 14:21

    Jennifer Love Hewitt has an alien head.

  10. DB's Treasure 07/16/2009 14:22

    I’m not sure if I have to shit again or puke. I am not feeling very well.

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 14:23

    ever puke in a tub while pissing out your ass?

  12. RedRage 07/16/2009 14:24

    Don’t you get a surprise tonight DB? You can’t fuck that up by getting sick!

  13. dirtydiane 07/16/2009 14:24

    double bucket disease, DDM? yea…that’s no fun at all.

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 14:24

    oh man that’s the worst. Trying to clean puke out of the tub while you are sick and got the zoomers. Ruff.

  15. SCUM 07/16/2009 14:26

    Dirt, I have had the garbage can between the legs while on the toilet doing my exorcist impersonation out of both holes.

  16. SuperB 07/16/2009 14:26

    puking in the trash can while your spending quality time on the john sucks worse than anything….

  17. snatch 07/16/2009 14:27

    nobody likes the puke and shits
    especially when we’re talking soup ass

  18. SCUM 07/16/2009 14:27

    Nothing worse then a blown ass gasket.

  19. Zombie 07/16/2009 14:27

    Oh Breeders… so ya’ll named your team after a shitty alternative band from the late 80s? The homos were probably just jealous then.

  20. RedRage 07/16/2009 14:28

    Who here has violently flu diarrhea covered their bed? Or had draft ass, coughed and filled their pants? Me either.

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