“Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince” opened yesterday and banked $58.4 million on it’s first day, narrowly missing the all time one day record of 62M set by “Transformers” a few weeks ago. “Potter” did however break the all time midnight release record, bringing in 22.8M in the first showing on over 3000 screens. That also broke the record for Most Number Of Thrilled Burglars Waiting Outside The Big Family Neighborhoods.
(hq jump to the pictures of Hermione and that dress that refused to stay on last week = here. source = splash news online)


















Slappy…thanks, but its not the company wont print them, its the other teams who are saying no, because they wouldnt be able to wear them in public because they are “offensive”
what the fuck ever.
mac Daddy, I appreciate you changing your avi. thanks. Seriously.
I played in a coed softball league in S.F. and our team was called The Breaders. We would play these homo teams and get jeered all the time.
transformers made 50 million its opening weekend? Jesus that’s sad.
sorry, 62 mill opening day? christ.
Homos don’t like sandwiches, or?
Her head is shaped like an alien’s head.
BREEDERS, thanks Zombie.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has an alien head.
I’m not sure if I have to shit again or puke. I am not feeling very well.
ever puke in a tub while pissing out your ass?
Don’t you get a surprise tonight DB? You can’t fuck that up by getting sick!
double bucket disease, DDM? yea…that’s no fun at all.
oh man that’s the worst. Trying to clean puke out of the tub while you are sick and got the zoomers. Ruff.
Dirt, I have had the garbage can between the legs while on the toilet doing my exorcist impersonation out of both holes.
puking in the trash can while your spending quality time on the john sucks worse than anything….
nobody likes the puke and shits
especially when we’re talking soup ass
Nothing worse then a blown ass gasket.
Oh Breeders… so ya’ll named your team after a shitty alternative band from the late 80s? The homos were probably just jealous then.
Who here has violently flu diarrhea covered their bed? Or had draft ass, coughed and filled their pants? Me either.