“Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince” opened yesterday and banked $58.4 million on it’s first day, narrowly missing the all time one day record of 62M set by “Transformers” a few weeks ago. “Potter” did however break the all time midnight release record, bringing in 22.8M in the first showing on over 3000 screens. That also broke the record for Most Number Of Thrilled Burglars Waiting Outside The Big Family Neighborhoods.
(hq jump to the pictures of Hermione and that dress that refused to stay on last week = here. source = splash news online)
Would you? could you? Cannonball?
Red Rage, I sharted just the other day in home depot. I left the cart there in the isle and went home, walking funny through the parking lot the whole time.
I knew a stupid group at a lab with softball team named Team Guaiac
Google it
I woke up on new years day this year sitting on the toilet, with a huge turd in there, and a sink full of puke. The worst part was that the bathroom door was ajar.
I don’t get the fascination with the whole Harry Potter thing. Hasn’t every movie been the same? They walk around muttering “Valdemort”, terrified they’re going to see him, eventually see him and shout “THERE ‘EE IS!”, Harry nearly dies, defeats Valdemort again, and roll credits. At least by releasing it on a Wednesday they are guaranteed to have the largest “weekend” haul of the summer. The bitch Rowlings created a helluva racket for herself. I wonder if she does anal?
DDM, did it harden like a plaster cast around your ass on the car ride home?
“Or had draft ass, coughed and filled their pants? Me either.”
Can’t…..stop…..laughing…..
I’ve been in the car by myself and had to shit so bad that I just shit in my pants right there. Shitting your pants is a very odd sensation.
red, nah, but i did sit on a magazine on the ride home to keep it from leaking on to the drivers seat,which would have forced me to sit in my own shit for years.
Hermione to Harry: Is that a wizard hat in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
DDM, I hope it was an O magazine.
When did you do that DB? How long until you got somewhere to clean up?
Is she wearing some sort of new Kabbalah hair accessory?
RedRage, I did it my junior year of college. About 4 years ago. I was 15 minutes from my apartment. I had to ride the elevator with a hot mess in my pants. Luckily no one got in with me.
Zombie, your a smart dude so you must know that breeder is a derogatory term that homos call us straight people.
DB I don’t know that it mattered if anyone got on the elevator with you. I’m sure your essence hung around that elevator for weeks and campus police checked the elevator shaft for bodies.
Hilarious! Did you just burn your clothes? I woke up in my elevator at around 4am in my underwear. I was sleepwalking, I was glad I went that way and not onto my balcony.
Lo, you may be correct, sir. I was coming back from an all you can eat crab leg special. I had so much old bay and butter in my stomach that I could re-grease an engine. Seriously, the shit I took was not in logs. It came out like a mud slide. Thankfully I was wearing jeans so you couldn’t notice the long stream of bowel snot I had on my legs.
Db, you like to smell your own farts, you have shit yourself on multiple occasions, you have the I pee freely habit in your sleep and you jack off to preggo movies, you are a hell of a catch my friend. Hey Sup, wanna date?
RedRage, I threw my jeans off my balcony onto the middle of a very populated walk way. No one was walking there, being it was past any times classes would start, but I’ll be damned if they weren’t sitting there all shitty the next day with people rubber necking past them. Took about 2 days before I noticed someone had taken em away.
aw Scummie….
I know it is hard to believe, but the DB here and the DB in real life are not always one in the same,
it ISSS the interwebs and all….