FRIDAYS FUN FACT! - Julianne Moore was caught outside her Malibu home this week, and although her skin appears to be white, it’s actually transparent. It appears white because she reflects and scatters all natural light. The color white becomes visible to our eyes when an object reflects back all of the visible wavelengths of light, rather than absorbing some of the wavelengths and then taking on that color.
Wait. Wait no that’s polar bears. My bad. Yeah she’s just that white.
(hq jump = here. image source = splash)
Mmmm. Anyone that pale spends a lot of time indoors…probably in some dimly-lit ginjoint…and that’s my best light.
C’mere, Julienne…I love what you’ve done with those carrots. Take a sip of this..
::: unscrews small vial, puts drop into drink, skull and crossbones cloud rises::::
Drink up, sweetie.
:::kicks Pepper’s gimp coffin:::
Wake up, Pepper, goddamit! This is a shitload of Peroni and I got it just for you.
:::yells out door at truck backing up::::
That’s Tony and Rokan’s scotch. Just back it up and drop it here, boys. They’ll be in here before too long..
Headly, speaking of Peroni, nice beer. Had me some tonight.
Does not get much whiter than this chick.
Can you say marshmallow?
Even with the nip in the last photo..
I
would
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hit
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Ever thought about updatng your site.
“updating”, but you missed the missing i in the last post.
i would NOT hit this dead-looking ginger. unless i’d had a few beers, that is. i hit a ginger once, and my cock smelled like boiled carrots for a week.
Breaking news! Natural redheads have pale skin!
Natural/fake tans are not for everybody and people should stop thinjking that pale skin is “unhealthy”. That’s racist.
::walks into room, has Mark III armor do a scan - identifies multiple cases of Glenmorangie 18 year Scotch::
Ah, thanks Headly, you are a true gentleman.
::stows a few bottles in a secret compartment::
Stark, can you pass me a peroni?
Fist.
FFOE, are you sure your bloated implanted monkey heart can handle a Peroni?
Didn’t your doctor advise you, a man of 800+ pounds not to drink alcohol?
Tony, just a small drink please.
Fist.
gents good evening, hope you all had a safe/productive flag day
FFOE, I’ll leave you several options to quench your thirst:
1.) Peroni
2.) Anti-freeze
3.) Rat Poison
2 Please.
Fist.
oh oh oh, pick anti freeze.
Any stories from the weekend TITS? Mine consisted of binge drinking and flirting with the normal “talent” at my neighborhood dive.
:::wanders into the bar, notices some missing Peroni and several ‘morangie cases missing. Lights a Gurka Warlord and while doing so, notices an overlooked bottle of the Powers whiskey. Promptly fishes it out and tosses top away. Slugs half down, burbs, blows out smoke ring:::
Ah, splendid, splendid…cheers, ya evil fucks!
:::leaves bottle on bar with note for the usuals to sample and weaves back out to pool:::
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