07.15.2009 He was murdered! Or something!

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Last week Radar Online reported that the LAPD were not prepared to rule out homicide as the cause of Michael Jacksons death. Now TMZ adds, “because it was maybe homicide”.

…the LAPD is already treating Michael Jackson’s death as a homicide, and they are focusing on Dr. Conrad Murray.
…the evidence points to the anesthesia Propofol as the primary cause.
…there is already “plenty of powerful evidence” linking Dr. Murray as the person who administered the drug to Jackson. The evidence includes various items found in Jackson’s house, including the Propofol, an IV stand and oxygen tank.

Is that really “homicide”?  IV’s and oxygen and anesthesia?  I’m not gonna lie to you.  I’ve seen more effective ways of killing someone.  He’s like Wile E. Coyote this guy, with his super complicated plans.  Plan B was to replace Michael’s parachute with an anvil.

(114) Comments

  1. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/15/2009 10:18

    FUCK YOU! OR SOMETHING!

  2. SinDs 07/15/2009 10:19

    who would have guessed this?

  3. Mac-Daddy 07/15/2009 10:23

    WHO CARESSS??? He’s Dead!

    MOVE ON!

  4. DB's Treasure 07/15/2009 10:26

    BEES! BEES ARE EVERYWHERE! THEY’RE RIPPING MY FLESH OFF!!!

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 07/15/2009 10:27

    This just in…

    LAPD has also recently treated the concept of the sun actually rising in the east as a “strong working hypothesis”. An unnamed source highly placed within the LAPD hierarchy stated that his department had gathered “plenty of powerful evidence” to support this here-to-fore farfetched notion…

  6. They Call Me Lo 07/15/2009 10:27

    I heard they’ve already started cloning MJ. The original was just not enough.

  7. iwontrememberthis 07/15/2009 10:28

    This “Hot Topics” box has become a great source of amusement to me. I can’t tell you the number of times “Oxygen Tank” has appeared in stories I’ve read recently! Now excuse me while I find some more butterscotch candies.

  8. Zombie 07/15/2009 10:30

    Thank God we got a new thread. I was about to go into relapse.

  9. RemSteale 07/15/2009 10:31

    Almost makes me nostalgic for Chris Brown and Rihanna…..

  10. SinDs 07/15/2009 10:31

    oh, and happy birthday DB

  11. CodPiece 07/15/2009 10:31

    Man people are gonna freak out when MJ dies.

  12. Fupa 07/15/2009 10:31

    Again with this guy… NEW TOPIC PLEASE

  13. SuperB 07/15/2009 10:31

    Talk about beating a dead horse…

    from previous, DD, Z…what is X like…have ALWAYS wanted to…have always been scared to.

  14. RemSteale 07/15/2009 10:32

    Jesus, I live in a fucking police state:

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/15/tall_photographers/

  15. Slaappy 07/15/2009 10:36

    Shine On You Crazy Diamond

    Nobody knows where you are,
    How near or how far.
    Shine on you crazy diamond.
    Pile on many more layers
    And I’ll be joining you there.
    Shine on you crazy diamond.
    And we’ll bask in the shadow
    Of yesterday’s triumph,
    And sail on the steel breeze.
    Come on you boy child,
    You winner and loser,
    Come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine!

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/15/2009 10:36

    jesus fukking christ already with this MJ bullshit. HE’S FUKKING DEAD! THAT’S ALL WE NEED TO KNOW!!!

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/15/2009 10:39

    NPD, i got some cherry flavored Propofol for you to try, they are chewables…have 5.

  18. Sonia 07/15/2009 10:41

    Sup B - I highly recommend you try it at least once. It is amazing. Make sure you get something legit though

  19. SomeoneluvsU 07/15/2009 10:41

    “Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let’s get down to basics: you are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don’t try to get away, I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are, and I am a genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten, so I’ll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.”

    BTW, I was always pulling for the coyote to win.

  20. RemSteale 07/15/2009 10:41

    Legit X?

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