Holy crap

By brendon July 02, 2009 @ 3:43 PM

Kim Kardashian

If there’s anything better than the way Kim Kardashian looks in this bikini, I haven’t heard of it. And I’ve heard of many many things. Well over two dozen. Unfortunately who ever did her makeup smeared it on like a fat girl would frost a cake, and it was super distracting, so in a few of these her head is cropped out. That’s how I bring it.

(extra thanks to Startraks for use of their exclusive pics. hq jump here)

wwtdd

(93) Comments

  1. RedRage 07/02/2009 15:46

    I just sprayed myself in the eye with WD-40.

  2. iwontrememberthis 07/02/2009 15:52

    “If there’s anything better than the way Kim Kardashian looks in this bikini, I haven’t heard of it.”

    How about Marissa Miller, Diora Baird and 80% of the other girls that have been featured on this site?

    I think most of life is better than Kim Kardashian. That includes famine and death.

  3. Dave Eats It 07/02/2009 15:53

    I would eat that…

  4. mgbrit 07/02/2009 15:54

    goat with breasts

  5. Smeg McMuffin 07/02/2009 15:54

    Kim Kardashian would look better on a treadmill trying to lose that big fat ass of hers than she does in a bikini.

  6. pepper 07/02/2009 15:56

    I don’t get it, how is this done with..photoshop or
    photochop?

  7. leftnutofjesus 07/02/2009 15:56

    The grill’s got no weiners on it cuz they’re deep inside her ovum.

  8. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 15:57

    “Kim Kardashian would look better on a treadmill trying to lose that big fat ass of hers than she does in a bikini.”

    Absolutely not. That ass is perfect. If you disagree then move along cause there’s millions of men such as myself who would pack a lunch and spend days in that fabulous ass.

    And FFOE, we get it man. You don’t like Zombie. Can you try talking all this shit when he IS around?

  9. RedRage 07/02/2009 15:58

    Looks like I missed an interesting day! Quitting time! Off to taste test period blood.

  10. leftnutofjesus 07/02/2009 15:58

    Her ass is God. God is great. Fuck the haters. Amen.

  11. Fake FatOldElvis 07/02/2009 15:59

    DB, I just give what the community wants.

    Fist™

  12. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:00

    Ass is great. She’s got a whole lot of a great thing, and it’s terrific. Granted, by the time she reaches 40 years old that thing’s gonna look like two 100LB punching bags dangling side by side, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

  13. GivinUpTheFight 07/02/2009 16:00

    Where did all her fat go and why do I care? I would actually hit that. Hard. Many times. Use it up like she was the last pussy on the planet.

    Of course, theres no way these aren’t doctored photos, so I may be getting ahead of myself…

  14. dirtydiane 07/02/2009 16:00

    got goat milk?

  15. TheGreatCatsby 07/02/2009 16:00

    Not a single shot of her ass? Man that’s like watching Showgirls on TBS

  16. Watt(Power) 07/02/2009 16:02

    FFOE. Dispose of doc then

  17. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:02

    FFOE, everyone appreciates a good e-Fight, but do it when the guy is actually here this way you two can feed off of one another. It’s the gentlemanly way, good sir.

    ::tucks hand into coat Napoleon style::

  18. dirtydiane 07/02/2009 16:02

    oh, c’mon…where’d pookie go? you sign up just to flame me and then you disappear?

  19. pepper 07/02/2009 16:02

    I think Zombie is FFOE.
    He wants us to make comments on him Zombie is like Shauna…an attention whore!

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