07.02.2009 Holy crap

Kim Kardashian

If there’s anything better than the way Kim Kardashian looks in this bikini, I haven’t heard of it. And I’ve heard of many many things. Well over two dozen. Unfortunately who ever did her makeup smeared it on like a fat girl would frost a cake, and it was super distracting, so in a few of these her head is cropped out. That’s how I bring it.

(extra thanks to Startraks for use of their exclusive pics. hq jump here)

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  1. Fake FatOldElvis 07/02/2009 16:02

    I’ve done my work here. Time to pass on the torch. Any takers?

    Fist™

  2. leftnutofjesus 07/02/2009 16:03

    catsby,

    i was thinking the same thing. can the bitch not bend and arch her back? ho better not make me illegally download her negrodickfest ‘07 or whenever……

    diane,

    don’t be jealous of that ass, baby. i’d lick yours too.

  3. CB007 07/02/2009 16:03

    I think Kims body looks amazing in these pictures.

  4. dirtydiane 07/02/2009 16:04

    i’m not jealous lefty…kim’s looking better than she has lately, i’ll give her that.

  5. What Me Worry? 07/02/2009 16:04

    Amazing what photoshop and airbrushing can do. Still wouldn’t fuck her.

  6. Fake FatOldElvis 07/02/2009 16:04

    pepper, I think you are at least 7 different handles on this site.

    Fist™

  7. SsnakeOil 07/02/2009 16:05

    I think I’d prefer diane’s skinny ass.

  8. Watt(Power) 07/02/2009 16:06

    DD. Pookie was just doc. Angry bitter and dried up.

  9. SuperB 07/02/2009 16:07

    I think she is looking good and in shape body wise…now next step is getting her makeup guy to quit putting that shit on with a trow…

  10. Observer 07/02/2009 16:07

    Smeg McMuffin…..

    Long time…..

    Also….my 7 year old once asked me what your avatar was….

  11. dirtydiane 07/02/2009 16:07

    i doubt it, watt. doc and i never really had issues.

    careful snake…according to pookie, i have a fat one.

  12. CB007 07/02/2009 16:08

    Also….my 7 year old once asked me what your avatar was….

    His avatar is gross, it makes me gag every damn time I see it.

  13. Observer 07/02/2009 16:08

    Fake Fat Old Elvis…..

    I admire your diligence….

    feel free to write with any Ppper-style porn links etc…..

    Observerwwtdd@live.com

  14. Fake FatOldElvis 07/02/2009 16:09

    I’m out. Have a great 4th everyone.

    Fist™

  15. ohmwrecker 07/02/2009 16:10

    Who was that masked man?

  16. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:10

    ::stops fucking the day and a half old elephant seal carcass::

    I’d run through 16 lanes of 80mph traffic to tongue Kim’s perfect bubble ass. And then I’d fire a handgun in everyone who thinks it’s fat’s direction.

  17. SuperB 07/02/2009 16:10

    I don’t get it…we have seen pics without her 20 pounds of makeup, and she really isn’t bad. I have never seen her with like bad skin shit like some celebs caught out without makeup, so why wear that much?

    /shakes head…

    I guess the heavy makeup shit is something I just wont ever get.

  18. What Me Worry? 07/02/2009 16:11

    Doc is on her little radio show 2-3pm edt mon-thurs now.

  19. John_Effing_Rocker 07/02/2009 16:11

    she looks like a minority.

  20. ohmwrecker 07/02/2009 16:12

    I think she might be wearing a lot of make up because she is being photographed. Just a guess.

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