07.02.2009 Holy crap

Kim Kardashian

If there’s anything better than the way Kim Kardashian looks in this bikini, I haven’t heard of it. And I’ve heard of many many things. Well over two dozen. Unfortunately who ever did her makeup smeared it on like a fat girl would frost a cake, and it was super distracting, so in a few of these her head is cropped out. That’s how I bring it.

(extra thanks to Startraks for use of their exclusive pics. hq jump here)


(93) Comments

  1. dirtydiane 07/02/2009 16:13

    john f. rocker: +1

  2. KingCookie 07/02/2009 16:13

    Can somebody direct me to the site that talks about hot alive celebrities that show their tits? This one seems to focus on D-listers and/or dead plastic folks…

    CB is that you?

  3. John_Effing_Rocker 07/02/2009 16:13

    or because shes a hairy armenian and she cant have her unexposed skin touched by light or she will turn back to dust.

  4. ohmwrecker 07/02/2009 16:14

    I think the way I feel about Kim Kardashian has been well documented here. It’s good to see some of the doubters are starting to come around.

  5. SsnakeOil 07/02/2009 16:14

    DD - you wore out a pair of running shoes and are doing a full in Nov.? You have a skinny ass!

  6. Observer 07/02/2009 16:14

    Pepper is on to something….

    …that’s why he is a genius….

  7. SinDs 07/02/2009 16:14

    she actually is a very pretty girl. the makeup is a tad much for my liking, maybe she has a mustache she covers up?

  8. SuperB 07/02/2009 16:15

    Sin…they create wax for that shit…

  9. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/02/2009 16:16

    I don’t find anything wrong with her body but her face is just…nothing I want to look at. Good thing girls can be fucked with their face shoved in a pillow.

  10. ohmwrecker 07/02/2009 16:17

    “Pepper is on to something….

    …that’s why he is a genius….”

    You mean like an idiot savant?

  11. ohmwrecker 07/02/2009 16:18

    There’s nothing wrong with her face, you bunch of xenophobes.

  12. SsnakeOil 07/02/2009 16:18

    Whoever would bang this girl if they met her in a bar, raise your hand.

    ::raises both hands:

    I just prefer a more athletic build.

  13. Observer 07/02/2009 16:18

    DB’s Treasure….

    FFOE, everyone appreciates a good e-Fight, but do it when the guy is actually here…..

    DB’s Treasure…..it’s hard to do that when everyone is changing sock-puppets and going to lunch….and occasionally even working….

    “Certain Posters” have written things about me and I have not read them until much later….

    ..Hell….I’m still back in the Thanksgiving melt-downs when threads hit 500+ comments….

    I may never catch up

  14. dirtydiane 07/02/2009 16:19

    well, these shoes are about 9 months old, snake. so yea, the mileage is getting high.

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 16:19

    you’d think that after all the MJ posts that people would be grateful for *any* post involving a woman…Hell, I’d have taken a Winehouse post right about now just to avoid hearing how MJ would use his anus as a cucumber storage device…

  16. John_Effing_Rocker 07/02/2009 16:19

    Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.

  17. Observer 07/02/2009 16:20

    Ohm….

    …I can certainly see his “Savant”….

  18. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:20

    “Good thing girls can be fucked with their face shoved in a pillow.”

    Yes, but in Kim’s case with her face in the pillow she’d just create another Shroud Of Turin.

  19. ohmwrecker 07/02/2009 16:20

    Is John Effing Rocker the new Zombie persona?

  20. SsnakeOil 07/02/2009 16:21

    Where else have you lived, JFR?

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