07.02.2009 Holy crap

Kim Kardashian

If there’s anything better than the way Kim Kardashian looks in this bikini, I haven’t heard of it. And I’ve heard of many many things. Well over two dozen. Unfortunately who ever did her makeup smeared it on like a fat girl would frost a cake, and it was super distracting, so in a few of these her head is cropped out. That’s how I bring it.

(extra thanks to Startraks for use of their exclusive pics. hq jump here)


(93) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 16:22

    “I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.”

    Yes, and when the Germans did it, they called World Wars I and II…big effing deal…the political blogs are to the left…or right…but definitely not here…

  2. John_Effing_Rocker 07/02/2009 16:23

    thats not what kenny powers thinks.

  3. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:25

    Kenny Powers says “FUCK WHAT YOU THINK and I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad, shit, they’re nothing compared to these f@gs you got here in San Francisco…haha”

  4. Watt(Power) 07/02/2009 16:29

    Here here big papa (p)

  5. dirtydiane 07/02/2009 16:31

    DB-did you break wind? the room cleared out…

  6. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:32

    “Jeeeeesus, did the whole room clear out, Bethany!?!? HELL NO! He means presents! You shouldn’t have brought presents!”

  7. wwtddSUXBALLS 07/02/2009 16:32

    Wasn’t it just months ago when all this site did was say how ugly and fat she was and that she looked like a Goat. EVERY Post on this site said something related to her looking like a goat, now all the sudden all you do is kiss her ass. Guess somebody gets paid off rather easily, shitbreath!

  8. SinDs 07/02/2009 16:33

    good lord this place is slow.

  9. SsnakeOil 07/02/2009 16:34

    Anybody wanna fuck?

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 16:34

    “good lord this place is slow.”

    SinDs, it is unkind to speak that way about some of the commenters here…funny, yes, but unkind…

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 16:35

    “Anybody wanna fuck?”

    No thanks, I rather spend my time doing something I’m good at doing…

  12. SsnakeOil 07/02/2009 16:36

    Ha! I’m off to get some dinner. Have a great weekend everyone!

  13. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:38

    Ssnake, dinner? What are you, a senior citizen???

  14. Mony Vibescu 07/02/2009 16:40

    What happened to Doc? Did (s)he and Brendumb have a fight?

    Wasn’t (s)he your friend, Diane? The sad attempts at grouping the “Durdenistas”? Don’t you remember?

  15. SsnakeOil 07/02/2009 16:40

    Ha, ha. I’m an hour and a half from home, and it’ll take me 20 minutes to open the cereal box the way I’ve let my muscles atrophy. Sad….

  16. pepper 07/02/2009 16:42

    Rick he said fuck not make love….you can’t fuck up fucking!
    or can you?

  17. dirtydiane 07/02/2009 16:42

    hi mony…we weren’t really “friends” but i never had any problems with her. nor did i experience the things others seem to have. i dunno what happened, mony. but i wasn’t really about to get into some group thing with anyone from the internet, no matter who they are.

  18. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:42

    Ssnake, I know what you mean. I have about a 3 hour ride ahead of me after work driving to the jersey shore. I’ll be chewing on my forearm by the time I get there.

  19. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 16:43

    “but i wasn’t really about to get into some group thing with anyone from the internet, no matter who they are”

    So having sex with you is completely out of the question, DD? Shit, I knew this site was a waste of time.

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 16:44

    “I’m an hour and a half from home, and it’ll take me 20 minutes to open the cereal box”

    Driving 90 minutes for a cereal dinner is even more depressing than my own sorry state of affairs…

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