07.03.2009 Jarah Mariano is the winner

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80 percent of all Asian girls are super hot. All the other races probably average like 30 percent. And Sports Illustrated supermodel Jarah Mariano is the worlds hottest Asian girl, so according to the formula, that means she’s the hottest girl of all time. Maybe even the greatest person to ever live. Essentially what this means is that if you’re a model whose name isn’t Jarah Mariano, you suck and I hate you. In fact all your photoshoots should be canceled due to lack of interest.

(these are from big-deal photographer Randall Slavin. His two sites with tons of beautiful work are here and here. If I sound unusually complimentary it’s because I’m not really supposed to have these, no one on earth does, and if I could not get sued again when someone eventually squeals, that would be delightful. HQ jump = here. bonus pic because cropping it was heartbreaking = here)

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  1. What Me Worry? 07/03/2009 17:33

    FIRST

  2. BERTMAN 07/03/2009 17:34

    fist my ass so hard

  3. BERTMAN 07/03/2009 17:35

    shit

  4. little_kid_lover 07/03/2009 17:43

    she looks like the 3 other asian girls i know.

  5. Subbarc 07/03/2009 17:50

    I just dreamed I had sex with Megan Fox. (Sitting upright for those curious.)

  6. gotitlocked 07/03/2009 17:54

    damn she is hot. amazing tits.

  7. thefag 07/03/2009 18:36

    my penis approves

  8. fukka diddle 07/03/2009 20:19

    does she do nails?

  9. tedujam 07/03/2009 20:20

    What a fucking ridiculous statement. 99% of asian women are butt fugly swamp donkeys. Someone obviously has a sideways pussy fetish.

  10. Metrosexuwell 07/03/2009 20:46

    I am a serial asian dater.

  11. Tony 07/04/2009 00:16

    “80 percent of all Asian girls are super hot”

    HA! God I wish that were true. It’s actually the inverse…

  12. 2kungfu4u 07/04/2009 00:50

    Finally, someone recognizes what I’ve been saying for 3 years now.

  13. toadcheese 07/04/2009 15:31

    The question remains: how does she do with ping pong balls?

  14. Josh 07/04/2009 22:35

    JHC what a buttaface, her white twin is totally fuckable, her…not so much unless you have a pathological thing for the yellow girls. You all need to get post-racial and appreciate the hot femmes for their natural fine parts, and get over this ethnic BS.

  15. richard_underwood3 07/07/2009 00:44

    80%…please

    Spend some time in a place with a high Asian population. It’s more like 2%

    I used to think the same way, but I based my beliefs on Asian girls in porn. Then I lived in Vancouver for a while and saw that Hot Asian girls are few and far between.

    Plus this one isn’t even hot. Her titties are great, but she’s too skinny and her face is crap.

    but yeah, I’d still bang her silly

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