07.06.2009 How should women dress?

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Dressing sexy is all about attitude. Looks don’t really matter. Unless you’re unattractive or overweight, in which case looks very much do matter. If a girl is built like Kendra, she should dress exactly like Kendra.  Every day, all the time.  For example, Kendra and I agree that this is how girls should dress to play golf.  Boy shorts and pig-tails would also kick ass.  Maybe a push-up bra and half-shirt or, if it’s warm out, lace panties and her hands cupped over her breasts.  If the girl isn’t built like Kendra, um … I don’t know.  I guess maybe an invisibility cloak or something.  What’s the point to even being a girl if you’re not gonna look like Kendra?

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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/06/2009 16:25

    I’d knock her the fuck out with my driver then bang her limp body right on the green, leaving a golf ball in her asshole as a memento.

  2. Uncle Paul 07/06/2009 16:26

    My spidey sense tells me she wasn’t there to really play golf

  3. SCUM 07/06/2009 16:28

    Anyone would look hot after that last thing.

  4. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/06/2009 16:29

    This girl is the energizer bunny of being mostly naked and keeping this site from talking about Bruno, MJ, or Chris Brown.

    I am not going to say I wouldn’t fuck the shit out of her because given the chance I totally would but she could actually use like 3lbs to really look awesome.

    That’s right bitch…EAT.

  5. SCUM 07/06/2009 16:29

    Row 2, Pic#1. That is all.

  6. SCUM 07/06/2009 16:31

    Row 3, Pic#2, what a cheeky broad.

  7. pepper 07/06/2009 16:32

    This are OLD pics!
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  8. SCUM 07/06/2009 16:33

    I would put it in her rough on purpose just so I would have to take extra strokes.

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 07/06/2009 16:34

    Just how many golf-related puns are we going to generate here?

    1) I’ll bet she knows how to grip a wood…
    2) She could hold my flagstick while I putt for dough…
    3) I’d love to shank it in her water hazard…

    etc…

  10. SCUM 07/06/2009 16:34

    Pepper, you can go back to Smellena if you want.

  11. SCUM 07/06/2009 16:35

    I would hunker in her bunker P(R)ick.

  12. pepper 07/06/2009 16:36

    I’d fuck the shit out of her with my number 7…
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    how is that Rick(P)?

  13. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/06/2009 16:36

    I’d like to tee my balls up on her chin.

  14. SCUM 07/06/2009 16:39

    I like the bent grass on her back nine.

  15. SCUM 07/06/2009 16:39

    I would use her mouth as a ball washer.

  16. pepper 07/06/2009 16:41

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wToLTkEVzU0
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    SFW
    AMAZING GOLF SHOT!

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 07/06/2009 16:42

    Golfers everywhere dream of getting an up and down on Kendra’s hole(s)…

  18. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/06/2009 16:43

    I’d nail her hole in one!

    Wait…that one…doesn’t really make much sense.

    I’d shove my eagle in her hole.

    Yeah…not so much that either.

    I’d dig my spikes into her and ram her shit like a retard at the driving range.

  19. SCUM 07/06/2009 16:43

    I would break out my Big Bertha and drive her so hard her pubes would turn into a divot.

  20. DB's Treasure 07/06/2009 16:43

    Kendra may have moved into my top 5. I just gotta figure out who she replaced.

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