“Hayden Panettiere” can be a tricky name to spell correctly, so if you’re one of those internet dorks who carry on and on about how hot and sexy she is, a good trick is to replace the words “Hayden” and “Panettiere” with the words “Spider” and “Man”. The end result is the same. Saying you love Hayden or saying you love Spiderman both just mean you’ve never touched or talked to or maybe even seen a human girl in real life.
When she went on Letterman yesterday she wore a dress that won the gold medal in the category of Giving Me An Erection, and you other celebrities need to be more like her and put some GD effort into your public appearances, but she’s still boring and average. There’s nothing wrong with her per se (other than maybe having a penis bigger than mine) but there’s nothing great about her either.
You ever been to a car show and when they announced Best of Show the winner was a beige 2004 Camry with 130,000 miles on it? No? Exactly. That’s Hayden. She’s the beige Camry of Hollywood.
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That’s exactly right, there is nothing great about her, however I’d still fu–
No wait, tell em’ DB!
90% certain I would split her pelvis like a wishbone two weeks after Thanksgiving.
She does have some creepy about her but…really…I would have no regret if I saw her looking up at me while I shot all over her face.
she’s all about PETA and then she turns around and wears a dress made of butterflies?
the flamer that did her makeup and hair deserves a gold medal though. i’d lick a bag of asian smallcock to fuck her mouth.
That’s an awesome dress and I want to bang this broad. Thanks for reminding me about her meaty snatch, now I want roast beef for lunch.
i’d do things to her underdeveloped body that would make her family commit mass suicide.
NPD is just pissy because Lily Allen hasn’t exposed her third nipple…again…
You know….
…some of the NPD’s stuff is “old school” funny…..
….the concepts expressed here are hilarious….I would like to see fewer words to do it, though.
if yesterday was tits day today must be titless day!
Morning (p)rick! Guess I called it right, you are definitely here just as much as I am. We should totally do e-lunch sometime. :)
I would fuck her….
…but that’s mainly because I differ from many of you in two important respects….
1.) I like fucking….
2.) I like fucking real females….
Who put those 130,000 miles on her?
Hayden should be the number one reason to:
http://tinyurl.com/lysvhv (sfw)
I wonder if CB007 (Fake) is Rick(P)’s infamous “wife”?
No, Obs, not even close…even Mrs. (P) is funnier…
some play football. some play basketball. some play hockey. some play cards. some play board games. some play baseball. some play golf. some play tennis.
i fuck.
Well since DB isn’t going to follow his cue… I’d fuck this bitch 9 ways to Sunday, I don’t care if she dyed her hair brown, black, blue, red, or even shaved it bald… this bitch would feel the wrath of my cock if ever given the chance.
i’m not sure there’s anything “real” or “female” about this one, obs…you might wanna consider some other choices at this point.
i’d fuck her and probably break her at the same time as she looks so fragile, her ass is just made for the sole purpose of having my dick in it.
Oh don’t get me wrong I’d still fuck her raw. It would just be like fucking a little b… Oh hi chris hanson!
DirtyDiane…
…there is nothing wrong with this pseudo-pedo that my luscious cock could not fix….