I’ve gotten well over 200 emails asking about the tape some are optimistically claiming shows ESPN fox Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room. I can’t even begin to imagine how this was made (telepathy?), and I’m flattered people would think I know what Erin Andrews looks like naked, but the truth is we haven’t had sex as many times as you might think. I have no idea if it’s her or not. You can download it anywhere (links removed) but I’m sure as hell not putting it up. ESPN says it’s not her, so if you want to see a blurry blob who probably isn’t who you want it to be naked, by all means go for it.
LEGALLY TERRIFYING UPDATE - Wow. 9 minutes. That is easily a new record. The old record was like 45. So because her lawyers don’t want you to see that video - and holy christ I assure you, they really really don’t want you to see that video - here are some rare pics of Marissa Miller at work for SI, and then some scans from some magazine I’ve never heard of (hq jump here). And one full size pic from each, here and here, which, I promise you, you very much do want to open.
Now let’s just forget any of this ever happened, in a very real and legally binding sense.
Called it!!
Now I know how (P) rick feels.
Interestingly enough, (P) Your comment about the Heisenberg principle is on the money. The uncertainly principle is directly tied to whether or not something can actually be observed.
Heisenberg would have argued that it would be impossible to watch EA through a reverse peehole without effecting the event itself.
Which proves she knew all about it.
Case closed.
Hartnell’s dating some primo ass, and the only reason you don’t like him, Entro, is cause he knows how to get under Penguin fans’ skin. He’s the man.
I meant reverse “peephole.”
I don’t even know what a reverse “pee-hole” is, but it sounds like you could get a bladder infection from it.
“Now I know how (P) rick feels.”
No, Rokan, you don’t, you get good loving at regular intervals…with a partner…
Man, Look how big her tits are. I can’t watch the vid at work.
She looks fucking gorgeous!
rick, you’re particularly self-deprecating today. did you have a rough weekend? were you forced to wander through bed bath and beyond looking at towels for the afternoon?
DB, Hartnell is married…and his wifie is like a semi pro golfer. Try and keep up with YOUR flyers man…
Okay, Sup, I give up. What’s it say? (your avi)
diane, frankly, every weekend is rough…which is why I am a big lottery fan…six little numbers = the combination to my release from death row…
her lawyers confirmed it’s her, but the footage still sucks
but I would agree with the primo ass comment, shes a hottie
http://www.uphs.upenn.edu/news/News_Releases/2008/11/media/rittenhouse-hartnell-flyers-higres.jpg
Ssnake…its “lyrics” from Dayman…
from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia….
Yea, I shoulda just googled him too. What was I thinking.
I knew he was married, I just didnt know what she looked like, asshat.
I haven’t got this excited about barely recognizable porn pics since I was 15
B, I don’t know who that guy is, but if a picture says 1000 words, that one says: “douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, …”
Hartnell’s wife looks like my ex. Now HE gets to hear the ‘what the fuck is a hot piece of ass doing with that douchebag?’ comments.
Jack’s…that is Scotty Hartnell..and don’t anger him, he will throw a glove at your ass.
Anyone ever seen Fight Club?? Any good?
peephole vids are kinda like looking through my penis before i untie the bitch and let her suck the goat’s pussy juice off my cock, balls, chode, and make sure my asshole’s clean cuz I’m about to go eat a steak.