07.03.2009 If God wore a shirt…

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While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday.  She was determined to shove some things up a horses ass, and she’d read about the power of the wolf shirt on Birkoph.com, but would it be enough?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  Her solution?  A three wolf shirt.  With 3x the wolves of a normal wolf shirt, the horse would be intimidated/aroused into complete submission.  Even if the horse was non-homo, Debbie knew, once it saw she had harnessed the power of the wolf, it would stand there and take it.  Take it, and like it.


(111) Comments

  1. RedRage 07/03/2009 10:00

    That is a sweet ass shirt. The horse’s ass is pretty sweet too, the four legged one.

  2. RedRage 07/03/2009 10:09

    Does anyone else here get shit goosebumps when your holding one in? I have a customer in my office and my washroom is just off my office…. Not nearly enough buffer room.

  3. RedRage 07/03/2009 10:11

    Did CB finally post pics on myspace? Where the fuck is everyone? Ah, me thinks I figured it out. Happy Independence Day!

  4. fukU 07/03/2009 10:20

    she is molesting that horse - where did she pick that up from?

  5. RemSteale 07/03/2009 10:20

    I think its going to be a little quiet in here today

  6. RemSteale 07/03/2009 10:21

    But the horse said he enjoyed it, really he did..

  7. RedRage 07/03/2009 10:22

    Last pic, isn’t that how she was impregnated? How are ya Rem?

  8. RemSteale 07/03/2009 10:24

    M’good Red, winding down for the weekend

  9. RedRage 07/03/2009 10:28

    I’ve got a cousin coming over from Scotland tomorrow for a few weeks in Toronto. I’m starting to harm up my liver! He goes back more pale then when he got here, apparently pubs need more skylights.

  10. RedRage 07/03/2009 10:29

    Ha… *harm up* I meant warm up but maybe harm up is more accurate.

  11. RemSteale 07/03/2009 10:31

    At least you arent in Quebec

  12. RedRage 07/03/2009 10:39

    The only good part about Quebec is downtown Montreal. I shit you not. The hottest women and the best strip joints you’ll find anywhere! I went to the F1 race there a few years ago. Holy shit, my neck was more tired from watching the women then from the cars screaming past.

  13. pepper 07/03/2009 10:49

    It’s the perfect time to be the first poster….FFOE, where are you to write FIST!!!!

  14. pepper 07/03/2009 10:50

    It’s the perfect time to be the first poster….FFOE, where are you to write FIST!!!!
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    ah……Morning!

  15. RedRage 07/03/2009 10:52

    Hey pepper, how are things in NYC?

  16. RemSteale 07/03/2009 10:54

    So this is the best they have to offer today, a C list celeb sticking her hand up a horses arse?

  17. pepper 07/03/2009 10:55

    Well , I moved to Long Island City, so I guess I am in Queens now.
    ….Boy am I going to regret writting that….

  18. pepper 07/03/2009 10:58

    http://tinyurl.com/nqs39l

    NSFW at all!

  19. RedRage 07/03/2009 10:59

    I hope during MJ’s funeral they rig him up as a marionette. The lights go down with just a single spot light on the casket. Thriller starts and the lid swings open during the first few notes. MJ is hoisted out and gives the world one last performance. Don’t think for a second his family isn’t considering this.

  20. RedRage 07/03/2009 11:01

    Have you been to the new Mets stadium or are you a Yankees fan? Flushing Queens sounds like it should be in SF.

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