07.03.2009 If God wore a shirt…

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While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday.  She was determined to shove some things up a horses ass, and she’d read about the power of the wolf shirt on Birkoph.com, but would it be enough?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  Her solution?  A three wolf shirt.  With 3x the wolves of a normal wolf shirt, the horse would be intimidated/aroused into complete submission.  Even if the horse was non-homo, Debbie knew, once it saw she had harnessed the power of the wolf, it would stand there and take it.  Take it, and like it.


(111) Comments

  1. RemSteale 07/03/2009 11:01

    Apparently MJ is going to appear in Deadgirl 2

  2. pepper 07/03/2009 11:02

    Red, I’m a Boston Fan…fuck the Yankees and the Mets!

  3. RedRage 07/03/2009 11:07

    Then you’ll get a kick out of this

    (647): a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.

    When the hell are they going to get around to planting MJ. Seems like he died weeks ago. Maybe it’s just the overblown coverage….

  4. pepper 07/03/2009 11:09

    My son used to cheer for the Yankees, It took me 6 months to convince him that the Yankees are the Devils.
    Now he only cheers for the Red Soxs……

  5. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 11:11

    Fuck I was hoping no one would be on here today,guess I was wrong,it is the usual suspects, and Pepper don’t ask me if I am a drag queen AGAIN!

  6. RemSteale 07/03/2009 11:14

    Why were you hoping no-one would be on here today??

  7. pepper 07/03/2009 11:16

    I don’t have to ask, You look like one.

  8. RedRage 07/03/2009 11:16

    It was so nice to see CC Sabathia lose last night. Hopefully the Jays can take this series, staring today against the Yanks. One question, do the Red Sox have any ethnic fans or are they all Hitler’s dream race come true? The Aryan race is alive in Beantown masquerading as Red Sox nation.

  9. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 11:18

    Ok that’s It, go to http://www.youtube.com/hotmylenexxx and you better be nice to me after this

  10. pepper 07/03/2009 11:20

    Red, I have never been to a game. I live at the Western part of CT.
    We could ask Observer, however, I think thet are Irish , not German.

  11. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 11:21

    Where the fuck is everyone today?,oh I see today is the start of 4th of July weekend and parents are home so you kids are not allowed to stay on dad’s pc too long.

  12. RemSteale 07/03/2009 11:24

    Play nice Mylene, those that are here are obviously old enough

  13. fukU 07/03/2009 11:24

    Mylene- so where do you hide the WANG?

  14. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 11:25

    What happened to all this bragging about tits and ass guys?.Now the topic is about sports,god I missed all those clever jokes posting on here….ahh those were the days.

  15. pepper 07/03/2009 11:25

    mylene, you left me with more questions then answers, however, I am intrigued ….
    Where are the pics of your toe and your ass..?

  16. RedRage 07/03/2009 11:26

    Oh I know they’re Irish Pepper, just saying that the crowd at Fenway looks like the a rally in Alabama complete with burning crosses and hooded humanitarians.

  17. pepper 07/03/2009 11:27

    Balls, where does she hide her wang?
    In your mouth , obcourse!

  18. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 11:27

    fukU Don’t you remember I hid my WANG up your Mom’s ass last night and she loved it.

  19. pepper 07/03/2009 11:28

    Who is Balls and why did I write that?
    I need to go get my head checked out!
    See what you do to me , Mylene?

  20. RemSteale 07/03/2009 11:29

    You’ve got Pepper flustered Mylene, and all without actually giving him head

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