07.03.2009 If God wore a shirt…

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While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday.  She was determined to shove some things up a horses ass, and she’d read about the power of the wolf shirt on Birkoph.com, but would it be enough?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  Her solution?  A three wolf shirt.  With 3x the wolves of a normal wolf shirt, the horse would be intimidated/aroused into complete submission.  Even if the horse was non-homo, Debbie knew, once it saw she had harnessed the power of the wolf, it would stand there and take it.  Take it, and like it.


(111) Comments

  1. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 11:51

    Pepper you have foot fetish?,lucky you I have feet picx, but I am wearing nail polish, my pervs like em red colour with stripper heels.

  2. RedRage 07/03/2009 11:53

    There won’t be a next time with your hourly rates Mylene! Plus, those tears were only because I was saving my first time with a man for when I’m behind bars. You stole my dream!

  3. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 11:54

    FucU My wang is almost as tiny as yours even after you measure it from your ass I still beat you by 2 inches Hahahaha this is way too funny!!!

  4. fukU 07/03/2009 11:57

    I admit Myfemmy you are good- Let me guess you are a standup comedian ( Comedienne?) in Sin city?

  5. RemSteale 07/03/2009 11:57

    Amazing, Mylene speaks exactly like Mr. Chow from “The Hangover”

  6. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 11:58

    ResRage,You might as well practice streching your ass now ,I am available for free next time,think of it as 2 for 1 assfucking with Mylene

  7. RedRage 07/03/2009 11:59

    FukU, I don’t think there is any part of Mylene’s profession that involves standing up. Except maybe when she accepts payment.

  8. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:01

    FucU Nah I am just a simple stripper girl here in Sin City,gotta have sense of humor when I am hustling my drunk costumers.UGH!!!

  9. yohnskull 07/03/2009 12:02

    Myrene - You use your “I wanna suck your dick” mouth in every picture. That’s too much. And your lips are too puffy. They look fake.

    Are you just a dancer or do you turn tricks too? How much for fine mississippi black snake that ain’t too goddamn boucoup?

  10. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:06

    RedRage,I don’t have to accept payments standing up,my pimp made sure your dad paid him first.

  11. RedRage 07/03/2009 12:08

    Why do I picture Mylene beginning everyday like Elisabeth Shue in the shower scene from Leaving Las Vegas?

  12. RemSteale 07/03/2009 12:08

    Guess that answers your question Yohn

  13. RemSteale 07/03/2009 12:09

    I was thinking more of the taxi ride scene half way through Red

  14. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:09

    yohnskull I only have one rule: I don’t fuck black guys,I heard their pubes are like brillo,is this true? RedRage.

  15. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:11

    God how old are you people?,that movie was like in the early 80’s I think.

  16. RemSteale 07/03/2009 12:12

    Yes, but there arent that many mainstream movies about hookers Mylene.

    And it was ‘95

  17. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:14

    yohnskull,Tell me what guy who do not like women with DSL’s,unless of course you prefer young boys to suck your cock.

  18. RedRage 07/03/2009 12:14

    Why the fuck are you asking me Mylene, just look in your pants and tell us. I’m Irish Canadian, the only dark shit I know about is Guinness.

  19. yohnskull 07/03/2009 12:16

    Myron -
    DO you suck pussy too? Cause you like it or for the tips?

  20. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:16

    Ok RemSteale I guess you are the expert on hookers.

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