07.03.2009 If God wore a shirt…

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While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday.  She was determined to shove some things up a horses ass, and she’d read about the power of the wolf shirt on Birkoph.com, but would it be enough?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  Her solution?  A three wolf shirt.  With 3x the wolves of a normal wolf shirt, the horse would be intimidated/aroused into complete submission.  Even if the horse was non-homo, Debbie knew, once it saw she had harnessed the power of the wolf, it would stand there and take it.  Take it, and like it.


(111) Comments

  1. yohnskull 07/03/2009 12:17

    They can have DSL’s too…

  2. RemSteale 07/03/2009 12:17

    No, only strippers Mylene

  3. fukU 07/03/2009 12:19

    Redrage, Mylene stands up in the Sincity Tranny Glory hole the one off the strip

  4. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:19

    yohnskull, Yes I eat pussy too,in fact I shoved your girlfriend’s pussy last night while she keeps screaming my name and afterward she tells me she often falls asleep while you fuck her with your pencil dick

  5. pepper 07/03/2009 12:19

    God!
    What’s a hooker?

  6. pepper 07/03/2009 12:20

    Mylene sounds like Shauna the Dead

  7. RemSteale 07/03/2009 12:20

    “Shoved your girlfriends pussy”???

    Did it get in your way?

    Seriously, you need to reel back on the stereotypical asian hooker act, its just too funny

  8. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:22

    FucU,You mean that was you upstairs at the adult superstore theater off trop?, dayum grampa, you need viagra next time.

  9. pepper 07/03/2009 12:23

    Damn it Mylene, Fuku has no need for Viagra……

    …..did I say that out loud?

  10. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:27

    Ok kidz Mylene needs her beauty sleep,watch for my next comedy appearance on here.Byeeee happy 4th Pepper don’t eat too many hotdogs…after all you need to keep your girly figure.

  11. fukU 07/03/2009 12:27

    Mylene, look at my name it is spelled F U K U hopefully you are better at picking up horny old guys than spelling !

  12. fukU 07/03/2009 12:27

    beauty sleep for you is 100 years!

  13. RemSteale 07/03/2009 12:29

    I think that may have been the equivalent of shouting an insult after they are two blocks away FukU

  14. yohnskull 07/03/2009 12:29

    Mylo - Ha! Your story is a fake. I don’t have a girlfriend.

    Burn!

  15. pepper 07/03/2009 12:30

    yohnskull, funny!
    How is the little one and the wife?

  16. RedRage 07/03/2009 12:31

    Well that was interesting…. I love retards.

    Yohnskull, wiping your ass must be a bitch!

  17. yohnskull 07/03/2009 12:33

    Melvin is One. He’s awesome. He loves cake. The lady is moody. But I still try to stick it in her when I can. My pencil dick, that is…

  18. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:34

    FUCKYOU,unfortunately your mom beat me to it last night.Horny old guy can only afford $10 and she really needed the money to buy some crack for your little brother.Hahaha,god I’m too funny.

  19. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 07/03/2009 12:35

    And I’m spent!!! Goodnight babies…

  20. yohnskull 07/03/2009 12:37

    Rage -

    Believe it or not, that photo is the reason my wife looked at my profile on myspace. She had questions like yours and then I answered them and she married me.

    Do you want answers?

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