07.03.2009 If God wore a shirt…

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While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday.  She was determined to shove some things up a horses ass, and she’d read about the power of the wolf shirt on Birkoph.com, but would it be enough?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  Her solution?  A three wolf shirt.  With 3x the wolves of a normal wolf shirt, the horse would be intimidated/aroused into complete submission.  Even if the horse was non-homo, Debbie knew, once it saw she had harnessed the power of the wolf, it would stand there and take it.  Take it, and like it.


(111) Comments

  1. RedRage 07/03/2009 12:37

    Mylene, do you take more white shit up your nose or down your throat?

  2. RedRage 07/03/2009 12:38

    You fucking bet I do Yohn!

  3. yohnskull 07/03/2009 12:39

    Take a shower before bed there, Myron. Use soap and get all the cracks and crevices.

  4. I'm that guy 07/03/2009 13:40

    Have you ever thought of writing with your eyes open? The random punching of keys is neat and all, but can lead to boring and pointless crap.

  5. msfeatherbottom 07/03/2009 15:08

    Wow Brett Michaels looks horrible

  6. Culic 07/03/2009 15:40

    Best. Shirt. Ever.

    http://www.homorazzi.com/article/three-wolf-tshirts-viral-amazon-buy-trendy/

    I just can’t get enough, and need to get my hands on one.

  7. Elliott Hayword 07/04/2009 09:55

    There is a better review of the shirt she is actually wearing on Amazon that I highly reccommend reading.

    http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX/ref=cm_cr_dp_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000NZW3IY&nodeID=1036592#wasThisHelpful

  8. BillP 07/04/2009 10:23

    I don’t know if anyone pays enough attention. But, the funniest thing about that picture is that is the exact shirt that went viral on amazon awhile back. This is a good link which sums up the story

    http://blog.seattlepi.com/amazon/archives/169338.asp

    You can also check Digg archives for it.

  9. Mumbles McGinty 07/05/2009 02:20

    … maybe if they hook her up to that horse she is molesting they could drag her around the paddock to plough it with that monsterous jaw.

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  11. wyndot 07/06/2009 17:44

    Wow, its amazing what you an accomplish with the right shirt. I added a link to this post on my wolf shirts blog. http://magicwolfshirts.com/blog

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