It seems unlikely that anyone asked without stifling a smile, but according to today’s Sun, Nick Lachey has thought about the offer that doesn’t exist and ruled out a reunion with Jessica Simpson. He confronted the rumor no one is spreading and spoke into his hair brush in front of the mirror:
“I think it’s fun storytelling, but there’s very little truth to any of it. I certainly have heard about her break-up and I wish her the best, as I’ve always done. Aside from that, there really is nothing to say … I haven’t talked to her in probably two years. I wish her happiness. That’s where it pretty much ends.”
Oh what the fuck ever dude. 2001 was a long time ago. This jackass would be lucky to date Chris Crocker at this point. Nicks agent probably has to fight it out to get him jobs over the Chocolate Rain guy and that chicken who plays tic-tac-toe.
Keep in mind how hot Jess was when they were together. This is like a raccoon saying he likes the dumpster he’s in now, and he has no plans for going back to the sushi place where they just leave stuff on ice out back.
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fuck you npd
I got nothing.
so close and yet toe far…
I’m going out on a limb here Nick, she does not want your 2″ penis either…
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When he had super-hot, virgin Jessica, why would he want to go back to mom jeans Jessica? Wouldn’t he rather find a new sushi place?
I’d fight a pack of wolves to fuck her.
Yea, “virgin”…my ass. I bet Jessica was a little whore before meeting Lachey.
Up next, the Jessica/Ashley sister spread in Playboy Hustler Wincest magazine.
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What fucking century are these pictures from?
Messica must weigh a deuce . . . deuce and a half right now.
DB, I agree that Jessica is pretty, but if a fag like Romo cut her loose, that ought to tell you something.
At least he got to keep the hair gel in the divorce.
boy…jess can sure pick ‘em. she marries nick legay and then dates a goddamn cowboys quarterback. real winners there, sugar tits.
Rokan, IDK, Homo never needs much touching to go down like a bitch…perfect “prison date” material…
“DB, I agree that Jessica is pretty, but if a fag like Romo cut her loose, that ought to tell you something.”
That she’s annoying, her family are unbearable, her father gets into all of her personal business? Yes, I am aware. But it doesn’t stop me from wanting to spend three hours fucking all three holes of hers and filling them up with a year’s supply of nut-cement. I don’t wanna take her out, marry her, have a kid and grow old with her.
“At least he got to keep the hair gel in the divorce.”
Nick also got the cabana boy…multiple times…
I would mow her grass so hard they would call me The Marquis de Sod.
No fair posting pics of when she was hot
it confuses the genitals
I’d still plow her harder than a farmer on crack racing his tractor in a wild corn field while halucinating that the stalks are evil gnomes hell bent to kill him before he plows the whole field!
wait..>WTF??
I think I mean to say is…Yes, I’d still fuck her…Mom jeans & all!!