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Jessica has awful taste

July 3, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

After this seemingly harmless Liz Hurley post last week, some dirty god damn hippie sent me an article claiming sexy sexist jokes lead to violence against women (here). It was really insulting, and I wanted to punch her right in the face, but all I had was her email. So I decided to take out my frustrations on my girlfriend and went to yell at her. Then I remembered that I’m an unlikable dickhead and I don’t have a girlfriend, so I flipped off the little girl next door and called her a fag.

More to the point, Jessica Simpson and her huge jugs wore the worlds most unflattering dress when they left DC yesterday after singing the National Anthem at the Tiger Woods charity golf tournament. I don’t think hot girls should dress slutty ALL the time, I just … wait no, never mind. I very much do think that. Sorry.

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