After this seemingly harmless Liz Hurley post last week, some dirty god damn hippie sent me an article claiming sexy sexist jokes lead to violence against women (here). It was really insulting, and I wanted to punch her right in the face, but all I had was her email. So I decided to take out my frustrations on my girlfriend and went to yell at her. Then I remembered that I’m an unlikable dickhead and I don’t have a girlfriend, so I flipped off the little girl next door and called her a fag.
More to the point, Jessica Simpson and her huge jugs wore the worlds most unflattering dress when they left DC yesterday after singing the National Anthem at the Tiger Woods charity golf tournament. I don’t think hot girls should dress slutty ALL the time, I just … wait no, never mind. I very much do think that. Sorry.
Boring.
Who cares about the damn dress! She looks fine to me! Motor boat Bbbbbbbbbbbbbb Rrrrrrrrrrrr
NIGZ PIGZ FIGZ
Hey Kids!! start jerking off on Jessica’s picture before your parents get home.Hurry!!
How big is her ass these days?
Ok back to bed now.
Hey Stupid; don’t you remember all of us quoting movies older than you about 45 minutes ago?
Hit the fucking showers and rinse the cum and make-up out of your ears.
I misread the banner title as “Jessica has *an* awful taste”. The posting was a bit anti-climactic after I discovered my mistake.
So, what is the story about your avi Yohn? Are you arms behind your back or is there a TLC show in your future?
It’s a ‘reach around’ but not in the usual sense. No TLC show for me. I’m just flexible.
Flexible you say….obvious follow up question….
Do I even need to type it?
Nope. I’ve tried. Can’t reach it. If I could, I’d learn to like it and I’d never leave the house.
Someone please tell me, What is TLC?
I want to take some Advils but i was told by T.I.T.S
that my liver will explode if I keep taking them….where is my BEER?
The Learning Channel Pepper.
Advil’s are harder on your kidneys then your liver Pepper. As I’ve said before, my buddy had to have a kidney transplant and they told him not to take any Advil.
Now I get it!
I always wondered what the hell my GF ment when she asks me for some TLC?
I guess I better buy her a TV and order cable….
How did you explain you wanted to do ATM with her? Not meaning you wanted her to accompany you to a bank machine?
Still trying to hide the fat. The arms give it away.
what a porker..leggo my eggo bee-och!!
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