Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo plays in big games like he has lobster claws for hands, so it’s no surprise that he would screw things up beyond all comprehension when it came time to part ways with Jessica Simpson. Star magazine says…
Jessica Simpson didn’t get an engagement ring for her 29th birthday on Friday — instead she got dumped by Tony Romo!
Tony, who dated Jess for a year and a half, broke up with her on Thursday, the night before her birthday.
It’s true Jess is sort of a mess these days, but I blame this nerd for that. Both she and the Dallas offense were in much better shape two years ago. Look how hot she was in that see thru dress. Also keep in mind she can do this with her tongue. She’d be the perfect gf right now; super motivated to get back in shape, and all you have to do is not set her on fire and you’ll be a huge improvement over the last guy.
(11 more pics here. hq jump here)
Tony Romo is a Homo.
Tony Romo looks like he’s got a little downs. Jessica Simpson acts like she has downs. I thought it was a perfect couple. No doubt he booted her ass cause she got fat and is annoying. You can deal with an annoying skinny hot chick, but a fat annoying chick is just not acceptable.
Tony Romo is a Homo…
because he is a Dallas Cowboy, not because he broke up with Fattie Fatterson.
NPD, tell some one in advertising to fix that stupid fukking Hot Topics add. IT’S FUKKING RETARDED AND NOT WORKING!
I like girls who show their tits better than girls who don’t….
She may have the capability to use her tongue…..
…but I bet she never does….
i dont understand women wearing see through clothes. WTF? Bitch we can clearly see your tits and nipples. You are being a whore. Don’t feel bad about it and don’t try to justify it by being only a little whore with the see through bits on. When you go out in public dressed like this, you are certainly being whore. For the record, i don’t think there is anything wrong with being a whore.
YEAH!!!! Now Tony can get back to football and get that superbowl ring that cursed bitch screwed us out of last year….
Leche didn’t want her, John Mayer didn’t want her, now Tony Romo dumps her ass. This bitch must be terrible in bed.
How is it that Lily Allen has displayed her tits again…..but this site does not show it??
Obs: you’re right; they’re better in every way (unless they’re fug; in which case, who cares). Jessica is at a fork in the BMI road - - she’ll either continue toning up to get back to a hot celebrity-attracting level or she’ll slide into a depressive Kirstie Alley blimpfest:
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/kirstie-alley-skinny-and-fat.jpg
Obs, is it worth questioning the NPD’s antics?
DB: how was the kosher date?
imagine what she would look like pregnant?!?!?!? oh god strike that image from my mind.
she’s about as bright as a box of broken light bulbs. good lord, i’d shoot myself after 2 minutes of conversing with her.
Woodsman and whoever else asked about my date:
“We went out to dinner and had great conversation….ya know, the norm. Afterwards we went to rooftop bar and had a few drinks and I walked her back to her apartment. She invited me upstairs! ;)
When we got up there she showed me around and then we sat on the couch and started making out. My hands were all over her and so were hers, but like I told you fools…I care about this girl so we stopped before things really got heated. Her ass is really firm, btw, and her chesticles are very large.
She walked me to her door and we started making out some more and she started rubbing her, uh….”region” against my boner. BUT…I had to go.
I am seeing her again Thursday night. I am going to her place to make her dinner and we’ll watch a movie…
…well, I dunno if we’ll watch it.”
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…I told the others this morning
DB: nice. Shoulda read the former notes but I’m heading to a meeting and the clients object to my multi-tasking. Jerks.
DB’s Treasure….
…I appreciate that you are showing restraint and respect…..
….but if you find her on guesshermuff.blogspot.com and isshefilthy.com…..
…will you be disillusioned?
“This bitch must be terrible in bed.”
DB, I dunno, her dad always gave her rave reviews…