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Jessica Simpson looks sad, hot

July 22, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson spent the afternoon with her personal trainer yesterday in West Hollywood, the first time she’d been seen in public since her break up with Tony Romos goofy ass. This is a good sign. Truth be told, she got a little complacent during their 2-year relationship and sort of went to hell. It’s why one good tip is to build your relationship on an intricate web of lies. It really keeps the girl on her toes.

For example, if I were dating Jess, I would get a Chinese newspaper and cut out an article from the front page. Then I’d put it in a blank envelope and leave it on my car window. Then we’d go out to the car and I’d see it and look around, then open it in front of her. Then I’d text some intricate number pattern to someone. Then I’d get real sullen, but tell her I can’t talk about it. Say it doesn’t matter. That part of my life is over now.

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