Katy Perry was somewhere yesterday. In Europe. I don’t know where. Let’s just say France.
Katy Perry was in France yesterday, and she hung out for a while at her hotels pool in this boring Old Navy bathing suit and at no point did she do anything good. Instead of putting on one of her bikinis next time, she should play a lullaby then dress up like a sheep and jump over a fence again and again. It’s the same thing.
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KISS IT!
Clint Eastwood
Porky Pig: That’s all folks!
Duke Nukem: “Balls of steel”
Can this day get any slower?
My fart would say “there’s a nigg3r!” in the voice of Michael Richards.
::awaits CB’s answer::
Robert Deniro…”You Talking To Me?”
Hmmm… something in Sean Connery’s voice
CB doesn’t fart. She’s a lady.
CB: Welcome to the Rock!
Sean Connery: Well, hello Pussy.
Sean Connery: BUCK FUTTER!
HELLO HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello…ello…llo…lo…o…
Sean Connery…SWARDS!!!!
Morgan Freeman: “Why hello there…”
DB, pep - is it only you two in here…?
(yikes!)
4:00. I’m done.
See you all on Monday, kids. Have a great weekend.
Gross Cookie, no Morgan Freeman ;)
Well CB, how about you?
cb, i’m pretty sure any talking farts would be kind of gross!