07.10.2009 Katy Perry really sucks

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Katy Perry was somewhere yesterday. In Europe. I don’t know where. Let’s just say France.

Katy Perry was in France yesterday, and she hung out for a while at her hotels pool in this boring Old Navy bathing suit and at no point did she do anything good. Instead of putting on one of her bikinis next time, she should play a lullaby then dress up like a sheep and jump over a fence again and again. It’s the same thing.

(hq jump here)


(74) Comments

  1. pepper 07/10/2009 15:46

    KISS IT!
    Clint Eastwood

  2. SsnakeOil 07/10/2009 15:47

    Porky Pig: That’s all folks!

  3. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 15:48

    Duke Nukem: “Balls of steel”

  4. pepper 07/10/2009 15:48

    Can this day get any slower?

  5. Zombie 07/10/2009 15:48

    My fart would say “there’s a nigg3r!” in the voice of Michael Richards.

  6. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 15:50

    ::awaits CB’s answer::

  7. pepper 07/10/2009 15:50

    Robert Deniro…”You Talking To Me?”

  8. CB007 07/10/2009 15:51

    Hmmm… something in Sean Connery’s voice

  9. SsnakeOil 07/10/2009 15:51

    CB doesn’t fart. She’s a lady.

  10. CodPiece 07/10/2009 15:51

    CB: Welcome to the Rock!

  11. SsnakeOil 07/10/2009 15:52

    Sean Connery: Well, hello Pussy.

  12. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 15:53

    Sean Connery: BUCK FUTTER!

  13. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 15:59

    HELLO HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello…ello…llo…lo…o…

  14. pepper 07/10/2009 16:00

    Sean Connery…SWARDS!!!!

  15. KingCookie 07/10/2009 16:01

    Morgan Freeman: “Why hello there…”

  16. SinDs 07/10/2009 16:02

    DB, pep - is it only you two in here…?

    (yikes!)

  17. SsnakeOil 07/10/2009 16:02

    4:00. I’m done.

    See you all on Monday, kids. Have a great weekend.

  18. CB007 07/10/2009 16:02

    Gross Cookie, no Morgan Freeman ;)

  19. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 16:04

    Well CB, how about you?

  20. SinDs 07/10/2009 16:04

    cb, i’m pretty sure any talking farts would be kind of gross!

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