07.10.2009 Katy Perry really sucks

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Katy Perry was somewhere yesterday. In Europe. I don’t know where. Let’s just say France.

Katy Perry was in France yesterday, and she hung out for a while at her hotels pool in this boring Old Navy bathing suit and at no point did she do anything good. Instead of putting on one of her bikinis next time, she should play a lullaby then dress up like a sheep and jump over a fence again and again. It’s the same thing.

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(74) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 16:04

    SinDs, now it’s you, me and pep. You should be extra frightened cause pep’s gotta scat fetish.

  2. Rick (with a silent P) 07/10/2009 16:05

    Alfred Hitchcock’s “Gooood eeeevening” would definitely be worth consideration…

  3. SCUM 07/10/2009 16:09

    My ass says “nyuk, nyuk, nyuk”

  4. CB007 07/10/2009 16:09

    SinDs, you are correct, talking farts sound terrible, BUT, if I had to hear someones voice I will stick with Connery, lol. Mabye “that was easy” but in the connery voice. or “shay, nish goat”…

  5. CodPiece 07/10/2009 16:13

    Hey DB, last piece of advice before your date:

    - Don’t forget to empty the pipes before you leave.
    - If she smokes, she pokes. So don’t be afraid if she’s ready to get down on the first date. (since technically it isn’t the first)
    - If you do end up sleeping with her and you think she might be a keeper, for Gods sake don’t pee on her…. unless she asks…..then you know she’s a keeper.

  6. ColtHotler 07/10/2009 16:15

    Doesn’t matter if she did anything good anyways, since you would put up the same stupid sideshots and the non frontal pics anyways, like you always do.

  7. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 16:17

    Cod, she DOES smoke! Dunno about the golden shower fetish, but if she wants it, what the hell right? And don’t you worry about me emptying the pipes; I’ll tug every last drop of baby batter from my yambag before I hop in the car.

    CB, I was kinda hoping your ass would say in a Jessica Rabbit voice, “Enter here, please”

  8. pepper 07/10/2009 16:17

    I have never been able to pee inside a girl…God knows I’ve tried!

  9. CB007 07/10/2009 16:20

    “CB, I was kinda hoping your ass would say in a Jessica Rabbit voice, “Enter here, please””

    That’s is a good one DB, but I still need someone to break me in gently, back there. ;) Nothing larger than a finger has found it’s way in my ass very often.

  10. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 16:20

    new thread

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  12. Observer 07/10/2009 18:12

    I like this chick because she has big tits and shows them off a lot.

    I also like her ass.

    I also like tummies and deep belly buttons.

    So post ‘em girls…

  13. What Me Worry? 07/10/2009 19:06

    I think she looks okay. I’d hit it.

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