Last week Kendra was on here because of her kick ass taste of golf outfits, and a few hours later she posted about that on her page. She said I was devastatingly handsome and the thought of me gets her all hot. That was the gist of it. I think. To be honest I didn’t read the whole thing.
Point being, today she answers an email question, “how long should you wait until you have sex?”
Then, presumably because of some computer error, she accidentally writes, “if it takes 5, 10 or even 15 dates, then that is absolutely ok too!”
Obviously that answer is insane. The last girl I was involved with made me wait until the fifth date until she would have sex with me. Which was extremely frustrating. Because she was a prostitute. And then at the end of our sixth date she told me just wanted to be friends.
I learned a valuable lesson. Women are all nuts of course, but everyone already knows. No the lesson here was that it should never take more than three dates to have sex. Three. That’s the answer. Anything more is a bad sign. Actually it’s not a sign, it’s a light. A green light. It means get the hell out of there.
Look, we’re not 14 and getting to know the pleasures of life. When a man and a women are attracted to each other, they have sex. Period. I don’t care what you’re insane reason is for not having sex. I’m not a social worker, I’m not here to help, and whatever it is, I’m 100 percent positive it’s only the tip of your insane iceberg. It’s not like the penis has a bunch of sharp edges to it. Sex is fun. Lighten the hell up.
Kenrda is
hot, mistakena coalburner, retarded as hellSay what you want, Zombie, but this girl has crept into my top 10 list. I fucking love this coalburner.
Btw, I had 4 double jacks on the rocks during lunch. It’s gonna be an interesting afternoon.
Ha! I was thinking the same thing, Z…I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this chick is a few IQ points away from another order of mammals.
One saving grace about this post…it’s not about “the Gloved One Whose Name should go unmentioned”…
In Underboob We Trust!
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Who care about the IQ she has a hot body.
i just think she is annoying as hell - maybe because she’s so god damn dumb
DB, I had 3 Jägerbombs at Hooters during lunch.
Edge: Zombie
It is her laugh…it makes me want to punch babies in the face.
Watching her show sometimes just to shake my head at poor Hank. He is the epitomie of putting up with shit just for hotness and the notariety.
Kendra seems like a lot of fun. Like, a great girl to party with regardless if she’s gonna get naked and rub her snail all over your face. She reminds me of the kinda gal who would laugh if we were partners in beer pong and I ripped a diesel fart at our end of the table cause I digested 4 lbs of white pizza 2 hours earlier.
Sorry if we have not had sex in 3 dates this is not OK and your not going to have a 4th…
Jingle at 100 decibels “The More You Know”
I’ve said it before; I had the pleasure of being around Kendra while she spoke to a table of about 10 or 12 people. She aint dumb. She can’t perform brain surgery, but she aint a pile of bricks either. She’s just fun to be around, has an awesome laugh, and I’d smother every jealous bitch on this board with a sandpaper covered pillow to fuck the religion outta her.
DB, you keep your Kendra and Kim K… I’ll take my chances breaking in Emma Watson and Selena Gomez. At the end of the night I’ll be washing popped cherry blood off my cock while you wipe nigg3r residue from your lips.
I have to echo Z and B - - she is annoying as hell. An idiot so idiotic she has no clue about the idiocy she spews. Check out her website (which I stupidly did) where she waxes moronic about “women are beautiful regardless of their weight” etc.
She’s hot in a skanky way (hint: she lived at the Playboy mansion)but I think her desire to talk and talk and talk would get so old, so fast.
if the only chance Bren had to fuck Kendra was while she was all creepy giant preggo, would he do it?
Plus she used to fuck an old man. Like really old. Like she might have had to change his diaper old. I bet you can shower for days on end and still not get the stench of old man death off of you.
This girl is BEYOND boring, is she even famous at this point? Let’s hear about paint drying instead.
DD…depends on if he is rocking the preggo fetish thing or not…I hear that works for some guys.
that’s my point, B…he has waxed on several times about how creepy and gross pregnant girls are…so when faced with the dilemma, what would he do?
Zombie, would this bikini pictorial be more in line with your likes? (SFW)
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