Last week Kendra was on here because of her kick ass taste of golf outfits, and a few hours later she posted about that on her page. She said I was devastatingly handsome and the thought of me gets her all hot. That was the gist of it. I think. To be honest I didn’t read the whole thing.
Point being, today she answers an email question, “how long should you wait until you have sex?”
Then, presumably because of some computer error, she accidentally writes, “if it takes 5, 10 or even 15 dates, then that is absolutely ok too!”
Obviously that answer is insane. The last girl I was involved with made me wait until the fifth date until she would have sex with me. Which was extremely frustrating. Because she was a prostitute. And then at the end of our sixth date she told me just wanted to be friends.
I learned a valuable lesson. Women are all nuts of course, but everyone already knows. No the lesson here was that it should never take more than three dates to have sex. Three. That’s the answer. Anything more is a bad sign. Actually it’s not a sign, it’s a light. A green light. It means get the hell out of there.
Look, we’re not 14 and getting to know the pleasures of life. When a man and a women are attracted to each other, they have sex. Period. I don’t care what you’re insane reason is for not having sex. I’m not a social worker, I’m not here to help, and whatever it is, I’m 100 percent positive it’s only the tip of your insane iceberg. It’s not like the penis has a bunch of sharp edges to it. Sex is fun. Lighten the hell up.
The commercial for her show kills me, her laugh sound’s more like a fucking whinny.
I rarely listen to anything that someone i’ve came all over their ass shots and ruined a magazine over has to say.
Jax: just put the second coat on the back veranda. Glad I spent the extra for premium paint at Home Depot. It’s starting to look really good … f*ck this.
The 5th pic is my favorite.
Very true DD, very true..
I had some creeper guy hit on me when I was VERY (8amonths) pregnant with my daughter…..it was sooo weird. I can understand like a guy who’s kid it is and he thinks its cool his girl is having his child and shes all sexy, but for some random dude to hit on someone about ready to pop….uh….skin crawling.
(P)Rick, are you fucking with Zombie?
AH MEN. 3 dates is the rule.
SuperB: he had tangible proof you put out …
I’ve yanked to preggo porn.
(P)rick, I’m a little upset the photographer didn’t manage to get any good booty shots for that pictorial. However yes, I would sell my soul to spend one evening breaking Avril Lavigne’s skinny little ass in two.
Wait, soul? I know… funny right. Hail Satan!
*Yawn*
DB: I’d wager you’d yank to an L.L. Bean catalogue
True Woodsman, cant argue logic.
If I fucked Avril, I’d want her to scream obscenities and spit on me.
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…I need help
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Avril’s body is actually hot, I never knew.
I knew.
I feel cheated, I could have been fucking her in my dreams for all these years… I am glad I know now. Smallish tits but firm and nice stomach and ass.
Avril’s accent is sexy as fuck too. I can imagine her screaming “Oh mi Gode! Foke me you beeg stode!” as I rammed it home from the back while yanking the pink strands in her hair.
CB, you ever wake up with your hand on your clam after a sex dream?