Last week Kendra was on here because of her kick ass taste of golf outfits, and a few hours later she posted about that on her page. She said I was devastatingly handsome and the thought of me gets her all hot. That was the gist of it. I think. To be honest I didn’t read the whole thing.
Point being, today she answers an email question, “how long should you wait until you have sex?”
Then, presumably because of some computer error, she accidentally writes, “if it takes 5, 10 or even 15 dates, then that is absolutely ok too!”
Obviously that answer is insane. The last girl I was involved with made me wait until the fifth date until she would have sex with me. Which was extremely frustrating. Because she was a prostitute. And then at the end of our sixth date she told me just wanted to be friends.
I learned a valuable lesson. Women are all nuts of course, but everyone already knows. No the lesson here was that it should never take more than three dates to have sex. Three. That’s the answer. Anything more is a bad sign. Actually it’s not a sign, it’s a light. A green light. It means get the hell out of there.
Look, we’re not 14 and getting to know the pleasures of life. When a man and a women are attracted to each other, they have sex. Period. I don’t care what you’re insane reason is for not having sex. I’m not a social worker, I’m not here to help, and whatever it is, I’m 100 percent positive it’s only the tip of your insane iceberg. It’s not like the penis has a bunch of sharp edges to it. Sex is fun. Lighten the hell up.
I bet Avril would let you put a smoke out on her ass too …
Yes, but I have full blown orgasms in my sleep, its the best thing ever, to wake up to that. Doesn’t happen often, but when it does, oh how I cherish those times.
Zombie: head to any mall in rural Ontario and you’ll go ooot of your cracker mind.
“Avril’s accent is sexy as fuck too. I can imagine her screaming”
Yeah, I’d be imagining her screaming too because my dick would be shoved down her throat every time she tried to expel air in an attempt at communication.
Avril has an accent? What accent?
DB: rural Ontario mall rat
CB: do you observe the three-dream rule before sex?
Woodsman, where are you from?
Avril is a formulated Hot Topic pseudo punk/metal act created to sell records and clothes ALA the Sex Pistols.
Cb, wake up laying on your hand and its kind of alternate reality?
When I am not getting laid on a regular basis, I do that shit all the time.
DB, any word on tickets?
I wake up and am not even sure how I got to orgasm, my hand isn’t even there all of the time, I must hump the bed in my sleep, lol. I should set up a camera to catch that happening, is probably quite hilarious actually.
When I am having more sex and masturbating more often is when I tend to have that happen though.
RR: all over. Born in UK, montly B.C., worked in US Northeast for two years (x-continent commuter), now LA for a few months.
Have you ever woken up and you’re not sure if you were writhing aroundbecause it feels like you were and you’re aroused?
CB007, personal sex stories were back on the last thread. Shut the fuck up already.
Fuck off Zombie, with love of course.
I have woken up and caught myself humping the body pillow…
which is usally followed by my epifany of how much I need to get fucked
I have woken up and caught myself humping the body pillow…
That’s hilarious… and hot.
RedRage, tickets go on sale in October apparently. But I am doing more investigating.
Woodsman: I’m on my way over to take a look, just got done watching the grass grow…super green today…I think it’s the Chemlawn(yawn).
Mixed feelings when that happens huh?