Last week Kendra was on here because of her kick ass taste of golf outfits, and a few hours later she posted about that on her page. She said I was devastatingly handsome and the thought of me gets her all hot. That was the gist of it. I think. To be honest I didn’t read the whole thing.
Point being, today she answers an email question, “how long should you wait until you have sex?”
Then, presumably because of some computer error, she accidentally writes, “if it takes 5, 10 or even 15 dates, then that is absolutely ok too!”
Obviously that answer is insane. The last girl I was involved with made me wait until the fifth date until she would have sex with me. Which was extremely frustrating. Because she was a prostitute. And then at the end of our sixth date she told me just wanted to be friends.
I learned a valuable lesson. Women are all nuts of course, but everyone already knows. No the lesson here was that it should never take more than three dates to have sex. Three. That’s the answer. Anything more is a bad sign. Actually it’s not a sign, it’s a light. A green light. It means get the hell out of there.
Look, we’re not 14 and getting to know the pleasures of life. When a man and a women are attracted to each other, they have sex. Period. I don’t care what you’re insane reason is for not having sex. I’m not a social worker, I’m not here to help, and whatever it is, I’m 100 percent positive it’s only the tip of your insane iceberg. It’s not like the penis has a bunch of sharp edges to it. Sex is fun. Lighten the hell up.
..i would say more pathetic than hot, but sure…
I’m also watching the LIVE feed from Fenway on NHL.com right now.
Avril is a formulated Hot Topic pseudo punk/metal act created to sell records and clothes ALA the Sex Pistols
And it works too Scum, teenagers eat her style up. I remember back in early 2007 I was riding in the car with some chick I was seeing at the time, and Avril came on the radio telling me she didn’t like my girlfriend and she thought I needed a new one. I instantly pulled over at the nearest convenience store and pretended to pump gas while my girl went inside to use the restroom. As soon as she was out of sight I hopped back in the car and floored it to the nearest bar to lay down some game.
the body pillow? Maybe I should wear a pillow slip to bed.
We still have this garbage strike going on here and people are forced to wait hours to try and get rid of their garbage. I just saw a rumble start when a car tried to cut in line. Three guys attacked the guy who tried to cut in, right in front of two cops!
Ah that stink I smell… must be Toronto.
CB007 I take it they don’t find 55-year-old-lady orgasms hot over at Celebuzz? What a shame, after you put so much time in over there.
Funny shit Zombie. The little bitch has sold over 30 million records worldwide. I would do her just so I don’t turn into another Pepper.
Wood..never know might work…
come to think of it…that damn pillow has outlasted a few relationships…
hmm….
/strokes chin in evil beard kinda way and wonders if she could take the pillow to dinner.
RR: silly Toronto; aiming to be like NYC, landing short and ending up smelling like Newark.
CB is 55?
New Thread you colostemy bags
Man, I couldn’t ask for a better birthday present! Flyers vs Bruins @ the Winter Classic Game. Fuckin awesome.
RedRage, I may take the train up on the 31st, spend the night up there for New Years Eve. I’ll wear every goddamn piece of Flyers shit I got.
CB007 I take it they don’t find 55-year-old-lady orgasms hot over at Celebuzz? What a shame, after you put so much time in over there.
You and your conspiracy theories, you are so silly. If I was 55 I would have no problem saying so. I am not 55 but my mom is? Does that count?
If I have had sex after 5 to 10 to 15 dates….
…I switch to plums….
Dear Kendra:
Stop saying stupid stuff about women’s self esteem you confused, fake-tittied whore.
You cannot stuff your tits full of plastic, pose for playboy and then start touting the virtues of personality and how “being heavy is ok”. This is what those “book learnin’” people call hypocrisy.
Fuck you. FWIW, i think your disgusting. Esp. the giant painful-looking fake tits of yours.
Emma Watson, Selena Gomez, and Avril Lavigne….
Zombie….nice idea to take my sloppy seconds…..
Also….that was fucking funny about being inspired by the “I don’t Like Your Girlfriend” song….
Fuck you anyway, though…
CB007 is NOT 55….I bet she’s not a day over 47…
That was the best dating analysis I’ve read ever in the history in my life. Seriously man.
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this guy is supid ur a man and men who just want sex are ass holes my man wated 5 months b4 even talkin about it 3 dates is makin the girl seem ez and we r not slut thank but sir ur an ass hole
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