07.01.2009 Knock it off Katy Perry

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Look how hot Katy Perry can be when she’s mute and for 5 minutes stops dressing like a high school girl with a head injury.  Like in these pictures from Esquire magazine.  She’s pretty with a nice body and huge tits, but she insists on drowning all her hotness like it was a baby girl in China.  It’s like her plan is to not be sexy, but instead to be as annoying as possible as often as she can.  And so far, mission accomplished.

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  1. Rick (with a silent P) 07/01/2009 15:52

    “It’s like her plan is to not be sexy, but instead to be as annoying as possible as often as she can”

    I thought that was a major part of LiLo’s hard working schedule…

  2. DB's Treasure 07/01/2009 15:53

    She can do whatever the hell she wants. And that includes taking a shit, not wiping and crawling in bed with me, and I’d still pound that ass.

  3. SCUM 07/01/2009 15:54

    Goddamn I love her boobies.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 07/01/2009 15:54

    DB, pic 2, she’s even letting you know what’s first on the menu…

  5. SCUM 07/01/2009 15:55

    I just thought of DD in that outfit in pic #1 and got a huge woodie.

  6. pepper 07/01/2009 15:56

    Goddamn I love her ass….

  7. leftnutofjesus 07/01/2009 15:58

    like most of the chicks i know,

    she’s only not annoying when her pussy is hocking loogies on your ballsack.

  8. Watt(Power) 07/01/2009 15:58

    FUCK

    YES

  9. Rokan 07/01/2009 15:59

    Pepper,

    You are truly the quinessential “Ass-man,” Aren’t you?

    Like like her tits. Why does NPD have such a shit over Katy Perry, but a hard-on for the three nippled-wonder Lily Allen?

  10. SsnakeOil 07/01/2009 15:59

    She seems like a nice girl…

  11. DB's Treasure 07/01/2009 16:00

    Fuck this thread! I WANT MORE MJ!

  12. leftnutofjesus 07/01/2009 16:01

    she’d never have to shave her pussy. my tongue would keep that bush beat down like a goddamned john deere.

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 07/01/2009 16:02

    this just in…

    “Karl Malden, one of Hollywood’s strongest and most versatile supporting actors, who won an Oscar playing his Broadway-originated role as Mitch in “A Streetcar Named Desire,” died today. He was 97.”

  14. Rokan 07/01/2009 16:02

    She’s entirely fuckable.

    My spell-check doesn’t recognize “fuckable,” but instead suggests, “suckable.”

    I’m so confused!!

  15. SsnakeOil 07/01/2009 16:03

    That Karl Malden — such a media whore!

  16. Rokan 07/01/2009 16:03

    Mother Fucker!!!

    Now Karl Malden is dead!

    “Academy Award-winning actor was 97.”

    Will the destruction never end?

  17. dirtydiane 07/01/2009 16:03

    i do have something quite similar, scum.

    and lefty, re: your previous-i think we’re aware deebs can take one for the team. ;)

  18. Rokan 07/01/2009 16:04

    Damn you (P) rick,

    I’ll foil you yet!!!

  19. leftnutofjesus 07/01/2009 16:04

    i lost my virginity to somewhat of a streetcar named desire. pretty much.

  20. pepper 07/01/2009 16:05

    was he the dude with the Rino nose…Streets of san Francisco?

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