Look how hot Katy Perry can be when she’s mute and for 5 minutes stops dressing like a high school girl with a head injury. Like in these pictures from Esquire magazine. She’s pretty with a nice body and huge tits, but she insists on drowning all her hotness like it was a baby girl in China. It’s like her plan is to not be sexy, but instead to be as annoying as possible as often as she can. And so far, mission accomplished.
She’s cute, I like the first picture, a little masculine or something in the face though.
I had to check the date to see if today wasn’t April 1 after reading this…
“Look out, young ladies; Beyonce Knowles is about to share her impeccable fashion sense with you.
WWD reports that the “Single Ladies” songbird is launching the Sasha Fierce for Deréon junior-apparel line with her mother, Tina Knowles.
The clothes will be inspired by Knowles’ stage presence and will include sportswear, outerwear, handbags, footwear, eyewear, lingerie and jewelry. Sounds like they have every angle covered!
Tina Knowles says the line, which wholesales from $25 to $75, is ‘edgier and trendier and reflects Sasha Fierce’s daring and outgoing attitude.’”
eh….she’s got more chin than i’d like…..but if shit’s going right, my nuts will cover that pretty fucking well.
prick,
can we see some of this lingerie for 12 year olds?
just so we can express how outright fucking disgusted we are by these findings.
lefty, I’ll shall see what I can “uncover” and share with the entire class…deal?
Rhino
What are you talking about Pepper?
Daddy like leopard print and arched-back tittay protrusion
pepper, yes, Mr. Malden was one of the leads on “Streets of San Francisco”…
LNOJ, I only briefly skimmed through the tail end of the previous thread… but are you hooking up with chicks from dating sites now?
zombie, only free dating sites. that and a mixture of whores from bars.
I get my women the old fashion way…
…caveman club
Pepper, I saw the “Sheets of San Francisco, once.”
I don’t think he was in that unless he was DP’ing a big-titted redhead with a friend of his.
Pepper, did you watch that link I sent you last night?
Shame they cut it off before the girl let the cum drip out of her ass into the other chick’s mouth.
Life is like that sometimes.
Free dating sites? Where? By the way let me know if it works and I’ll start fishing around for poon while I’m at the office instead of dicking around on here all day.
LNOJ, you may want to move to my area. All the pornsites I visit tell me local girls in my area want to have sex with me right now. I think I could let you have a few.
Atta kid lefty!
i might my ex on plenty of fish. http://www.plentyoffish.com
that shit lasted a year. and she was pretty hot.
my fat trucker friend told me about it and told me i couldn’t do better than him. so i did. better than him.
it’s nice to fish for pussy while you’re at work.
just beware of fucking liars who post old pictures of their former, non-fat self, zombie.
i had to drive past a lying ass heifer for this reason.
i might= i met.
i need liquor.
Drove past? You didn’t heckle her fat ass first?