Lady GaGa is sort of an idiot


When Charlize Theron guest-starred on "Arrested Development" for 5 episodes, her character had this real quirky fashion style that everyone overlooked because she was so free-spirited. But then it turns out she wasn't quirky and free-spirited, and was, in fact, retarded.

What do we really know about Lady GaGa?  She's not retarded is she?  That would explain a lot.  Is there some test we can give her?  Maybe follow her into an elevator with two puppets, a cow and a duck.  Then when you're alone, put them on and sing, "the duck says mooo and the cow says quack." And then just wait.

(hq jump here.  source = splash news online)

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