07.31.2009 Lauren Pope had a good idea

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Lauren Pope is in Miami today to work some club tonight, and you may remember her because she’s the UK model who was in the news a few weeks ago because people thought Lindsay was trying to get into her pants (here).

Without her makeup, she sort of looks like a duck, but she had the good sense to get together with another former model and become DJs. Those people don’t even do anything, so if you really need one, you might as well get a blond with disproportionately large breasts. That entire last sentence would also be a good guide when choosing a girlfriend.

(11 more pics, including Lauren with her top off here. hq jump here. source = mavrix and splash news online.)


(22) Comments

  1. drunkhardon 07/31/2009 19:33

    Lohan can have her, this chick is hideous…..Lindsey has the same taste in women as movie scripts….they are only available cause no one else wants them.

  2. What Me Worry? 07/31/2009 19:39

    Tits!!

  3. Massive's Treasure 07/31/2009 19:42

    What happened to the Simon Cowell post before this one?

    Oh yeah, that’s right, NPD realized that he sucked, so he took it down, even though taking it down doesn’t change the fact that he still sucks.

    [note: all the "he" in the above statement refers to NPD, although Simon Cowell also sucks. But mainly NPD.]

  4. Massive's Treasure 07/31/2009 19:44

    Just realized that NPD moved the Simon Cowell post a couple of posts below, mainly to hide his suckness.

  5. pepper 07/31/2009 20:42

    Thank you for my hard on….I need my vain drained…

  6. pepper 07/31/2009 20:53

    vein
    fuck me!

  7. Admiral 07/31/2009 22:22

    Oh man how pathetic is it that Lindsay’s only interests are club’n'bar-related. This is just as bad as that girl that only dates bartenders because that’s the ONLY environment she spends any of her time in or knows anything about.

  8. Squall 07/31/2009 22:28

    Id hit it.

  9. The Irreverent Tony Stark 07/31/2009 22:42

    What the fuck ever.

  10. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/01/2009 01:20

    She should have let LILO lick her nasty pussy.

  11. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/01/2009 01:22

    Her tits looks decent though.

  12. jessicagrubb299 08/01/2009 03:33

    very hot

  13. NSFWYouTube.Com 08/01/2009 05:37

    Damn she is ugly witout makeup!

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  14. Veracity 08/01/2009 06:53

    What the….. Her tits are in the center of her body.. Look at the banner pic. Her head is like 3 feet away from her rack.

    Just all around weird looking to me..

  15. BALLSY 08/01/2009 08:11

    thunder thighs!!

  16. bubba1986 08/01/2009 08:44

    shes better than samantha ronson or what ever the fuck her name is!!!

  17. niko 08/01/2009 10:49

    lindsay lohan is terrible

    http://www.pitt-news.blogspot.com/2009/07/partying-ends-at-6.html

  18. Vulcan Science 08/02/2009 08:51

    this
    chic
    is
    NOT
    hot

  19. Tom Foolery 08/02/2009 12:20

    I’ve done worse……sober

  20. Tom Foolery 08/02/2009 12:20

    OK maybe not sober

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