Just last week Lindsay had to stand outside Sam Ronsons house knocking on the door and begging to be let in as the paparazzi took pictures and laughed, because Sam had once again locked Lindsay out after a fight.
This morning at around 6:30am, Sam and Lindsay had (brace yourself) a fight, and Sam threw Lindsay’s clothes into the street. Unburdened by dignity or self-respect, Lindsay then scurried around in the gutter like a raccoon while the paparazzi took pictures and laughed. Then of course she went back inside.
A few hours later, Lindsay left acting as if nothing was wrong (below), but carrying the same bag Sam had put outside this morning.
Wow this is actually sad. Lindsay is so lost. If I were Sam I would start pimping her out for sex because Lindsay is broken, she’ll do whatever she’s told. Sam could get 15 grand a night for Lindsay, maybe more. Damn. That’s a lot of money. Free money. I got over the part about this being sad, if you hadn’t noticed. I don’t like to live in the past.