Remember when Johnny Depp tipped a waiter $4000 two weeks ago? Okay, well this is the exact opposite of that, mainly because Depp understands his good fortune in life and is grateful for it, whereas Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled whore. The Sun says…
LINDSAY LOHAN found herself locked out of SAMANTHA RONSON’S flat last night (and had to) call a locksmith after losing her keys.
The 23-year-old star walked around the entrance of the house as the locksmith started working on the door, watched by Lindsay’s pal Christy.
She then found an open window and exclaimed, “What the f***, the lock just came undone. You know what sir, we already got in, thanks. We just broke in. We just found a way in.”
She then refused to pay the man’s call out fee, claiming he was asking for $300.
“This guy… is asking me to pay him but he didn’t get me in, Christy did. Can you tell him? He didn’t even get me in,” she told a photographer outside her home.
“He’s trying to charge me $300. I’ve paid these guys before, $80, and now he wants money for trying to get me in, he didn’t do his job!”
Wow Lindsay really showed him. If you didn’t read that whole thing, here are the cliff notes: Lindsay called someone to do a job then decided she didn’t want to pay and told the guy to go fuck himself. His job, I should mention, is to defeat even the most complicated of locks and gain access to peoples homes, quickly and silently, often in the dead of night.
What could go wrong? Lindsay wins again!
Wait….Lindsay’s dating Cassidy from The Preacher again?
She may be a bitch, but I’d like to throw a glob of ball sauce on all of her freckles…
…including that one she calls a G spot.
“Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled whore.”
That what happens when you keep leaving your meat outside under direct sunlight…this message brought to you by your local health department…remember…wrap that rascal!
I’m getting bored with this picture of Lindsay. I appreciate the nice view of her crotch in it but she looks like she smells a nasty fart or Samantha’s dirty pussy juice on her upper lip or something.
how can you possibly compare johnny depp to lindsay lohan? what a travesty!
has anyone else gotten logged out 3 days in a row?
Anybody else going to the midnight premiere of Bruno tonight?
agreed Sin, NPD..off with yer head!
She may be a dirty whore and I ultimately still wanna run my penis through her, but I bet her butthole smells worse than just any other normal butthole.
Why is she not in porn yet?
And DB: I am with you on the French food. Don’t ever do it. This happened to ME the last time I took a date to a French place:
http://tinyurl.com/mevtan
i was thinking about it zombie - haven’t decided yet
Zombie, I’d rather have sex with a garbage disposal.
She looks like she’s wearing Japanese underpants.
And is that a wedding ring?
zombie, i’ve got front row tickets and am wearing my silver lame lederhosen just for zhe occassion!
I think the better question is what is the green lantern doing in the back of the car?
Cod, I love escargot and certain French cuisines. I just do not like the French as a people. They’re pompous cunts who believe they’re better than Americans. They consider us fat and lazy, which we may very well be, but they wouldn’t be a country if it weren’t for us, so fuck them and their food.
did you really use the same pics 2 days in a row for Lindsay posts? Really? she’s washed the fuck up and everyone is sick of her, so it’s great that you don’t even take the effort to find more pics of her. btw, aren’t you due for another Kardashian post? how many times a week does that contract state you have to reference her?
Rokan, its not a wedding ring, but the other kitty tongue puncher used to wear one as well…matchng chanel or some shit
it’s a tough decision between bruno and the new one with hayden panty-whatever
…f’ng Bruno…Will be so glad when I don’t have to see ads for it anymore.