Mary Louise Parker is hot, naked

By brendon July 08, 2009 @ 7:54 PM


Mary Louise Parker is in this months Esquire magazine, and you have to hand it to the foppish dandies over there, because they’ve once again managed to describe a super hot naked girl in the gayest way possible.

A few times now you’ve given Esquire your image – your long platinum neck, your deep Guinness eyes staring out from the photos, your movie-star nose, twitched a little, your long body lounging on our pages.

I have no idea what Lord Queerington is talking about, but that’s nothing new with Esquire and GQ. They should rename those magazines Restraining Order Digest and Exfoliating Weekly because that’s all they ever fucking talk about. A magazine about socks and truffle oil for guys is about as useful as a fantasy football guide for girls. Oh, what’s that Esquire? Brooches? For men? Ohhh, do I dare?!?!

(hq jump here. two full size pics here and here)

(331) Comments

  1. avatar
    Tom Foolery 07/08/2009 22:18

    Good evening again gents/ladies(?). Nobody gave me the heads up to a new/better than last post.

  2. avatar
    pepper 07/08/2009 22:19

    I need to start working…spending too much time when I have work.
    .what the hell is p a r aaaa ca r ddddd i t iiiiisssss?
    Did I pronounce it right?

  3. avatar
    blur 07/08/2009 22:21

    sorry Tom – we don’t have the same manners here as the day crew re: new post alert – but welcome

  4. avatar
    pepper 07/08/2009 22:21

    TOM,…NEW UP!!!

  5. avatar
    Mumbles McGinty 07/08/2009 22:21

    Tom, apologies …deep in rugby discussions and then bolted to here…. heard there my be a fake thing happening …

  6. avatar
    Tom Foolery 07/08/2009 22:22

    God dammit Pepper.

  7. avatar
    Rokan 07/08/2009 22:26

    Inflammation of the heart lining, Pepper.

    It squeezes the heart.

  8. avatar
    pepper 07/08/2009 22:26

    made you look…ahahahahaha!

  9. avatar
    Tom Foolery 07/08/2009 22:28

    Rokan, what is your email? Have something from the cruise to cheer you up

  10. avatar
    Mumbles McGinty 07/08/2009 22:28

    Hey c’mom pepper …that sort of excitement can be dangerous for Rokan’s heart …

  11. avatar
    Tom Foolery 07/08/2009 22:29

    All humor/disgusting

  12. avatar
    pepper 07/08/2009 22:29

    Rokan I squeeze the blood from my hear two – three times a day…it feels great! specially when the white stuff comes out!

  13. avatar
    blur 07/08/2009 22:30

    *notices no-one has opened the shutters on the bar*
    hmm, that’s odd

  14. avatar
    Tom Foolery 07/08/2009 22:31

    Pepper how many years down are you sir? I have almost mastered the ways of the world at 29 but still learning from you gents.

  15. avatar
    pepper 07/08/2009 22:32

    *we don’t need no stinking shutters*

  16. avatar
    Tom Foolery 07/08/2009 22:33

    Real CB… I am returning back to Huntington in early September for a wedding if you want to meet up with me and my girl/boss? We will put to rest the mystery once and for all. Deville’s on Main St. maybe?

  17. avatar
    pepper 07/08/2009 22:34

    Tom I have a girlfriend one year younger then you…I’m 49

  18. avatar
    pepper 07/08/2009 22:35

    you leave CB alone…her ass belongs to me…

  19. avatar
    Tom Foolery 07/08/2009 22:36

    Pepper, I am in awe of your mastery of the female species. I only hope to reach your level down the road. Cheers!

  20. avatar
    Mumbles McGinty 07/08/2009 22:36

    Tom and Pepper … my GF is 16 years younger … I’m 49 …. reckon should trade her for someone younger.

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