Radar Online says this morning that Mel Gibson allegedly assaulted a man last night at a club in Hollywood, and now the poor little lamb has filed a battery report with the LAPD. Another way to describe it is that Mel Gibson never touched the guy, maybe never even saw him, and police think this dork is making the whole thing up. TMZ says…
…cops believe it was impossible for Gibson to have even made contact with him. They tell us Gibson was wedged in a booth with his pregnant girlfriend and couldn’t have grabbed the guy’s shirt.
We’re told the “victim” was asked to walk away at least 3 times before the alleged incident. Security told him no photography was allowed in the club, but he persisted.
Cops say witnesses tell the same story — the guy is making up allegations of battery. No one saw his shirt ripped when he left the club.
Even if we join this sweet little thing on his journey to Make Believe Land, where everything he says is true, and then we somehow doubled all that, are you fucking kidding me. A ripped 4 dollar t-shirt is not assault. At worst it’s an accident, at best it’s foreplay. Maybe next he can sue the Parks Department for new pants because he wet his after getting chased by a bee.
No tits = BORRRING!!!
Fuck Gibson….he’s nobody anymore!!
am I the only here?
This guy gets more and more fucked up by each passing moment.
Goes back to the titties with everyone else, this post Blows and NPD YOU SUCK!
He’s got the mental fucking aptitude of a blue Lego. How can anyone go from such a successful actor to a complete Douche-bag that rapidly?!?
Could they have blurred out this guys face any creepier? Jesus, it’s like one of those kids from Village of the Damned all grown up.
NPD…You should know that some old Black Bitch sued the Bronx zoo because a monkey pissed on her on she walkd by.
she claimed emotional distress and WON $50,000.00!!!!
I bet he could win for that Bee flying by his ear!
“[C]ops believe it was impossible for Gibson to have even made contact with him. They tell us Gibson was wedged in his pregnant girlfriend and couldn’t have grabbed the guy’s shirt.”
That little adjustment rather pleases my jaded sensibilities…
Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves.
He ripped his shirt, the animal.
Seriously, could they find a more pathetic excuse for a story and lawsuit??
Bust a deal, and face the wheel. Bust a deal, and face the wheel. Bust a deal, and face the wheel.
<— Not a Mel fan if you can’t tell.
Tillis or Torme, Veracity?
Blanc?
How could anyone not be a Mel Blanc fan??
Mel Gibson is the man.
“Seriously, could they find a more pathetic excuse for a story and lawsuit??”
They could, Rem, but Dane Cook isn’t doing much…what a shock that is…
I can picture him pretending to pop his shoulder back in, and making that face like he just shat out a watermelon after tearing the guy’s t-shirt.
Funny shit BSDC.. I was thinking something similar, but your comment put it into words for me.
Mel is the hot.