(note - the normal Michael Jackson headlines are here, the sexy ones, today featuring Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded magazine, are over here)
THE MEMORIAL - will be held tomorrow at Staples Center in LA. Family, friends and VIPS will have seats on the main floor, but the public can pay $25 to sit in the stands. T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside. So, cool. I was afraid they might do something tacky. (source = radar)
THE DRUGS - Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs, including 40 vicodin a day, and used a number of aliases to score all that, including Omar Arnold and Jack London. These are dumb, but better than his original ones, Demi Rawl and Luara Set. (source = the sun and tmz)
THE SECRET GIRLFRIEND - a bodyguard told Sky News that Jackson had a long-time secret girlfriend, but he did not say who, instead leaving it up to her to decide if she wants to go public. When asked for a comment, Perez said, “that’s bullshit, she should be outed, everyone should be outed all the time, fuck them.” (source = fox news)
THE WILL - Jackson gave his entire estate to his family, cut out ex-wife Debbie Rowe, and named his mom as guardian for his three kids. Diana Ross was named as a backup guardian if something were to happen to his mom. His mom is 79, but Ross is 65, so I’m not really sure he thought this all the way through. (source = national enquirer)
THE BROTHER - Jermaine Jackson said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.” And this isn’t really relevant but one time on a job interview I started every answer to every question with, “Well the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…”. Needless to say I didn’t get that. (source = huffington post)
“idle-overheating issues…I think there is some problem with the performance chip im running and the exhaust i put on”
Could be running lean on idle, might be a fuel or tuning issue.
I’m just talking out of my ass, I probably don’t know what I’m talking about.
Good luck on getting it fixed soon.
Doc, did you ever get that degree or are you gonna die trying?
I’ve got my fingers crossed on the latter.
Ya know what you should do? Shave that gay ass ponytail off your dick sucking brother of yours, buzz all the gooch, taint and ass crack fuzz you got clinging onto ya and paste it to that balding dome of yours. You may catch the eye of some rocking chair jockey who needs to piss and shit into a colostomy bag.
Is this more to the liking of the community?
http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0,4644,7580,00.html?test=faces#1_0
HIROSHIMA
Sorry folks, it’s hard to tell from that picture. I feel so dumb…
DB….
…one pisses into a urine collection bag through a catheter…..not an ostomey or colostemy bag…..
…those are just for feces…..
Massive,
more than likely its idler valve…just been too busy to mess with it lately, but that has changed….
it goes for paint in 2 weeks…the top will be fixed and hopefully it will be drive ready.
“Doc, did you ever get that degree or are you gonna die trying?”
OR
Sell herself on eBay, no reserve of course.
Or better yet, register another fake name and prove your worthlessness goes even BENEATH rock bottom. We call that Doc Bottom. I hope you die miserable and alone, with your UCLA Radio Show Microphone stuck up your ass.
SHIT FIRE MISSILES!
is okay Snake, you get a pass…its a project car, I got it for nothing and had to be cited about it, but I think that was pre-you.
Obs, not now! I’m on a roll.
Sorry…but that avi and what your saying go better than Z and the billy mays voice.
DB’s Treasure….
“Doc Bottom”…..quite inspired…..
Sup, good stuff. Good thing about Ford is they’re cheap to fix, parts readily available.
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Snake, no biggie. But FYI, a Mustang and a Sebring is two different worlds. The picture is a bit dark, however, so you’re not to be blamed.
DB the only roll you’re on is that fat gut of yours as you lay on your parents couch mooching your way to 30.
Are we all so stupid to believe that a person could take 5x’s the daily dose of tylenol (in his 40 vicodin/day) and not have liver failure. Come on he’d have been dead long ago. But i like the english bop a longs!
Deebs I’m laughing my ass off here. Both at how pathetic doc is and your deconstruction of her
Enough Michael, jesus christ, lets get to the whores!
“Doc Bottom”
Is that like Doc Martens, but for underwear?