(note - the normal Michael Jackson headlines are here, the sexy ones, today featuring Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded magazine, are over here)
THE MEMORIAL - will be held tomorrow at Staples Center in LA. Family, friends and VIPS will have seats on the main floor, but the public can pay $25 to sit in the stands. T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside. So, cool. I was afraid they might do something tacky. (source = radar)
THE DRUGS - Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs, including 40 vicodin a day, and used a number of aliases to score all that, including Omar Arnold and Jack London. These are dumb, but better than his original ones, Demi Rawl and Luara Set. (source = the sun and tmz)
THE SECRET GIRLFRIEND - a bodyguard told Sky News that Jackson had a long-time secret girlfriend, but he did not say who, instead leaving it up to her to decide if she wants to go public. When asked for a comment, Perez said, “that’s bullshit, she should be outed, everyone should be outed all the time, fuck them.” (source = fox news)
THE WILL - Jackson gave his entire estate to his family, cut out ex-wife Debbie Rowe, and named his mom as guardian for his three kids. Diana Ross was named as a backup guardian if something were to happen to his mom. His mom is 79, but Ross is 65, so I’m not really sure he thought this all the way through. (source = national enquirer)
THE BROTHER - Jermaine Jackson said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.” And this isn’t really relevant but one time on a job interview I started every answer to every question with, “Well the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…”. Needless to say I didn’t get that. (source = huffington post)
Oh jesus she’s trying to fight back!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1196792/Top-Italian-swimmers-horror-bathing-costume-bursts-open-unfortunate-place-championship-meet.html
Spodee, not now. The 2nd round DB vs. Doc match has just begun.
Bring popcorn!!
My fat gut, ay? I aint sporting a six pack but it certainly doesn’t amount to that knapsack, frumple cunt cover that’s holding 15 lbs of gin and trucker cum hanging below your ape tits. Do us all a favor, you fucking eye sore, and climb back into the vodka bottle.
I got red vines!
SSnake Oil….
…do they have an Italian “Jenny Craig”….because that could be a source of endorsements for her?
AND DB LANDS A RIGHT HOOK TO THE DOUBLECHIN
Rokan, Tony, where the fuck are you two??!!
There’s a fight going on, and we need someone to take bets.
Wow, so my Fake is Doc? How exciting, I feel like a part of history now. Do you think her motive was that I was coming on to DB and that pissed her off? Did she have a thing for him back in the day?
Somebody please answer ME instead of going back to giving fake CB all the glory!
“Did she have a thing for him back in the day?”
No, real CB, cause if she did she’d track down my cell number, call it 9 times a week mumbling some drunken sentences into the reciever and then get pissed at me trying to hangup cause I’d rather fuck a hemorrhoid pad than her diesel snatch.
CB just sit back and watch the slaughter
why are so many people upset with Doc?
Looks like I stuck my head in at just the right moment!
i don’t think it’s doc…but carry on, deebs. you’re on fire, baby.
“Real” CB007…..
…stand back…they’ll be a bit of blood….
…and while you’re backing up…..please extend your arms above your head….and shake the jublies…..
Massive,
Just walked home and checked in. WTF is going on.
Do I win the bet that Doc, is fake CB?
Called it, totally fucking called it!!!!!!!
Pay up, mother fuckers!!!
Pepper….
..Only DB is truly upset…..the others are just in it for the LULZ
Wait, let me put my war-face on
There . . .
so , does this mean Doc will not be playing my request?