07.02.2009 Michael Jackson headlines

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(note - the normal Michael Jackson headlines are here, the sexy ones, today featuring Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded magazine, are over here)

THE MEMORIAL - will be held tomorrow at Staples Center in LA. Family, friends and VIPS will have seats on the main floor, but the public can pay $25 to sit in the stands.  T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside.  So, cool.  I was afraid they might do something tacky.   (source = radar)

THE DRUGS - Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs, including 40 vicodin a day, and used a number of aliases to score all that, including Omar Arnold and Jack London.  These are dumb, but better than his original ones, Demi Rawl and Luara Set.  (source = the sun and tmz)

THE SECRET GIRLFRIEND - a bodyguard told Sky News that Jackson had a long-time secret girlfriend, but he did not say who, instead leaving it up to her to decide if she wants to go public. When asked for a comment, Perez said, “that’s bullshit, she should be outed, everyone should be outed all the time, fuck them.” (source = fox news)

THE WILL - Jackson gave his entire estate to his family, cut out ex-wife Debbie Rowe, and named his mom as guardian for his three kids.  Diana Ross was named as a backup guardian if something were to happen to his mom.  His mom is 79, but Ross is 65, so I’m not really sure he thought this all the way through.  (source = national enquirer)

THE BROTHER - Jermaine Jackson said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.”  And this isn’t really relevant but one time on a job interview I started every answer to every question with, “Well the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…”.  Needless to say I didn’t get that.  (source = huffington post)

(360) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 14:36

    Real CB, to see Doc

    http://www.myspace.com/leisad

    that also has info re the radio show…

  2. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 14:36

    Say this in the Billy Mays voice:

    “I’M GONNA PARK THIS RUBBER DUCKEY IN MY RECTUM!”

  3. eibmoZ 07/02/2009 14:36

    I have a theory, Obs.

  4. Fake FatOldElvis 07/02/2009 14:36

    Has anyone found Zombie on MySpace yet? I found him the same way he finds people on here.

    Fist™

  5. pepper 07/02/2009 14:36

    CB
    uclaradio.com

  6. CB007 07/02/2009 14:36

    Obs, who do you suspect is his insider? I would say you because you seem so warm and fuzzy, I bet everyone opens up to you, but, then Zombie would have called me out already with my “real name”.

  7. Observer 07/02/2009 14:37

    CB 007….

    …if you were on MYSpace you could track Doctress like a “Zombie”….

    If you had “Google” on your computer….you could also do it…because her PhD research is all over the UCLA sites….

    Doctress had giant tits when she was 13….she posted the pics….

  8. Jong-Il 07/02/2009 14:37

    I got these glasses from imprisoned western spies in my country.

  9. Observer 07/02/2009 14:37

    Rick(P)…

    …do you have a MySpace?

    ..are we linked?

    I can’t remember

  10. pepper 07/02/2009 14:38

    CB I think the list was old. I don’t believe new people are on it.

  11. Observer 07/02/2009 14:39

    CB 007….

    If you ever “open up” to me…..you know you can trust my discretion…..

    so…

    Open up

    snap the pic…

    ..and post it…

  12. Fake FatOldElvis 07/02/2009 14:39

    Of most concern is we need TD Tech Biatch to add back in the private message feature of WordPress.

    Fist™

  13. DB's Treasure 07/02/2009 14:40

    NEW THREAD, HERE!

  14. Fake FatOldElvis 07/02/2009 14:40

    Will Palmoez please stand up. Spelling unclear?.?.?

    Fist™

  15. Observer 07/02/2009 14:40

    I have the “secret list”….

    Since I’m a truck driver (18 wheeler) ….I’ve been visiting a lot of the “missing” posters….

    …just ask Von Schirach…or whoever…

    Where is Moby Vibescu these days?

  16. CB007 07/02/2009 14:40

    Pepper, I wasn’t on the list, but Obs and I have fucked so I figure that if he was Zombie’s insider, the pics would be all over the web… ;)

  17. eibmoZ 07/02/2009 14:41

    “seem so warm and fuzzy”…”everyone opens up to you” cuts out a lot of people on here.

    Do the math, and see who’s left. Should be a pretty short list. Now, cross (P) off of it.

    I’ve got my answer.

  18. Observer 07/02/2009 14:41

    Anyone who wants to can Private Message me at:

    Observerwwtdd@live.com

    ..please include tit pictures as a courtesy…

  19. Observer 07/02/2009 14:42

    CB 007….

    …my instamatic was out of film that day….can you come back over and fuck me again?

    Thanks….

  20. Observer 07/02/2009 14:43

    Eibmoz….

    ….are you saying Rick(P) is the secret devil here?

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