07.02.2009 Michael Jackson headlines

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(note - the normal Michael Jackson headlines are here, the sexy ones, today featuring Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded magazine, are over here)

THE MEMORIAL - will be held tomorrow at Staples Center in LA. Family, friends and VIPS will have seats on the main floor, but the public can pay $25 to sit in the stands.  T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside.  So, cool.  I was afraid they might do something tacky.   (source = radar)

THE DRUGS - Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs, including 40 vicodin a day, and used a number of aliases to score all that, including Omar Arnold and Jack London.  These are dumb, but better than his original ones, Demi Rawl and Luara Set.  (source = the sun and tmz)

THE SECRET GIRLFRIEND - a bodyguard told Sky News that Jackson had a long-time secret girlfriend, but he did not say who, instead leaving it up to her to decide if she wants to go public. When asked for a comment, Perez said, “that’s bullshit, she should be outed, everyone should be outed all the time, fuck them.” (source = fox news)

THE WILL - Jackson gave his entire estate to his family, cut out ex-wife Debbie Rowe, and named his mom as guardian for his three kids.  Diana Ross was named as a backup guardian if something were to happen to his mom.  His mom is 79, but Ross is 65, so I’m not really sure he thought this all the way through.  (source = national enquirer)

THE BROTHER - Jermaine Jackson said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.”  And this isn’t really relevant but one time on a job interview I started every answer to every question with, “Well the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…”.  Needless to say I didn’t get that.  (source = huffington post)

(360) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 12:09

    “Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs”

    well, I guess we now know who the “you” was in “The Way You Make Me Feel”…

  2. Rokan 07/02/2009 12:10

    Quit complaining, as long as there are tits!

    Isn’t that what your all asking for?

    NPD is listening.

  3. Zombie 07/02/2009 12:10

    Great… Rem and DB talked up another Jacko post.

  4. Watt(Power) 07/02/2009 12:11

    Well it IS the biggest news story in the world right now.

    You’re right. There’s got to be something else going on right now

  5. RemSteale 07/02/2009 12:12

    Hey dont blame me, I was just preparing for the inevitable

  6. pepper 07/02/2009 12:12

    Jermaine Jackson
    said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.”

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    I’m sure no one would mind if he died…who is stopping you?
    Allah would love to have two Jacksons with him. Hell, take Tito with you.

  7. RemSteale 07/02/2009 12:14

    Wasnt Jermaine the one who brought out that song called “We dont have to take our clothes off”?
    Yeah he can definitely go to Allah

  8. CB007 07/02/2009 12:14

    Thank-you (p)Rick… I think I need to come hang with you for the day, I need some TLC. :)

  9. Rokan 07/02/2009 12:17

    Given the disclosures about his drug use, I am starting to think that he will be remembered as the freakish Demerol whore that we all believed him to be, rather than the washed up pedophile, pop-star from the 90’s that the media portrays him as.

    You won’t see the pics from “Beat it,” splashed all over the news as much as you see him looking like Diana Ross’s anorexic little sister wearing a black surgical mask.

  10. Jong-Il 07/02/2009 12:17

    I could look at a pic of that chick for years without a complaint.

  11. RemSteale 07/02/2009 12:18

    Just type in nell mcandrew nude on google image search Jong, and try not to go blind

  12. Jong-Il 07/02/2009 12:19

    I left off the nude qualifier and am still in love.

  13. RemSteale 07/02/2009 12:20

    No, put the nude qualifier, trust me…..

  14. RemSteale 07/02/2009 12:21

    A 44 year old called Candy, its not really surprising is it DD??

  15. Slaappy 07/02/2009 12:21

    I had a secret girlfriend from Canada, she was make believe too. I also have secret crush on CB, that is not so make believe. Want to see my ὤ CB?

  16. Jong-Il 07/02/2009 12:22

    I like her firm body.

  17. Sonia 07/02/2009 12:23

    What a POS. She deserves to be hung

  18. SuperB 07/02/2009 12:23

    WTF?

    I never believe these bitches who say “I didnt know I was pregnant” I want to slap them. THERE IS NO WAY YOU DONT KNOW

  19. Jong-Il 07/02/2009 12:23

    Slappy - I think CB is a dude.

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