(note - the normal Michael Jackson headlines are here, the sexy ones, today featuring Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded magazine, are over here)
THE MEMORIAL - will be held tomorrow at Staples Center in LA. Family, friends and VIPS will have seats on the main floor, but the public can pay $25 to sit in the stands. T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside. So, cool. I was afraid they might do something tacky. (source = radar)
THE DRUGS - Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs, including 40 vicodin a day, and used a number of aliases to score all that, including Omar Arnold and Jack London. These are dumb, but better than his original ones, Demi Rawl and Luara Set. (source = the sun and tmz)
THE SECRET GIRLFRIEND - a bodyguard told Sky News that Jackson had a long-time secret girlfriend, but he did not say who, instead leaving it up to her to decide if she wants to go public. When asked for a comment, Perez said, “that’s bullshit, she should be outed, everyone should be outed all the time, fuck them.” (source = fox news)
THE WILL - Jackson gave his entire estate to his family, cut out ex-wife Debbie Rowe, and named his mom as guardian for his three kids. Diana Ross was named as a backup guardian if something were to happen to his mom. His mom is 79, but Ross is 65, so I’m not really sure he thought this all the way through. (source = national enquirer)
THE BROTHER - Jermaine Jackson said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.” And this isn’t really relevant but one time on a job interview I started every answer to every question with, “Well the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…”. Needless to say I didn’t get that. (source = huffington post)
who else besides me has to go to work tomorrow?
“Please, people, leave my Washington Monument out of this”
Fixed.
DB, I hear it’s small, so out it will stay.
Sonia, I’ll be golfing at 9:30am, getting drunk and then going to a rehearsal dinner.
::cheers::
“Please, people, leave my wiener out of this”
Sure, Deebs..its no big deal
get it…huh huh? like his penis is small? anyone, anyone?
aww fukkit
“Please, people, leave my wiener out of this”
DB, at least your weiner is mentioned in the context of vagina, and vagina of the most delightful sort…not all of us are so lucky…
Pepper….
..I think Doctress had a baby and is too busy to post here….
Leave the dunce cap alone, Massive.
“Sonia, I’ll be golfing at 9:30am, getting drunk and then going to a rehearsal dinner.”
So will your course meal be fake plastic-injected food toys, and grape juice instead of wine?
must be nice!
Massive, are you calling me a child?
“who else besides me has to go to work tomorrow?”
Sonia, I wish I was lucky enough to have to work tomorrow…instead it’s one extra day with Mrs. (P)…oh joy…erp…
DB, I’m not saying your penis is tapered, but when encouraging a chick to blow you, do you unzip and say “Get to the point”?
I know its doc because anyone else would be enraged at being called that ugly withered up old hag.
Sonia, i have to work tomorrow! :(
and Obs, i don’t think it was possible for Doc to have a baby at that age…
“get it…huh huh? like his penis is small? anyone, anyone?”
From the pic of the tapered penis that DB posted a while ago, it didn’t look that small.
But the size limit of the avi does add 10 pounds to everything.
sonia, I’ll keep you company tomorrow….I always work.
Now can you post your ass?
Fake CB might be on to something, because I am jealous of all of the attention she gets. This is bullshit.
/ let the record show as the person who has viewed said penis, it is a fine penis…and Sock, I think that was just a funky angle self portrait thing….
Doc had a BABY?
Rosemary’s Baby…Is Zombie the father?